Joeled

When you and your friends order something at a dining establishment, and then when the food comes, you smell, see, or taste the food that was your SECOND choice. At that time, you realize that your whole night will now suck, because you ordered the wrong dish...you've been Joeled.

When the waitress came out with your fajita all sizzling and smoking...i just knew I had been Joeled.

by WingNut1976 October 15, 2010

a joel

when someone abruptly leaves a discord call

"joel just did a joel on me"
"Ok."
"fuck off"

by soupkraken December 4, 2020

A Joel

Someone you once thought was so amazing but turned out to be a cheating liar. Like humiliating you and intelligence. Tell you they love you then laugh at you behind your back.

A joel loser

by TherealAlyssa May 28, 2019

joeling

When you are sitting in a crowd of friends and nod off to sleep in mid sentence

Jason was joeling in the middle of dinner last night

by Shikokuken September 11, 2015

joel

1. a private part of the body which is usually hidden from the general public which cannot be reached

2. when seen usual causes embarrassment

originates from

Jolts On Erecting Limbs

b1: wow dude ur joel is showing
b2: o sorry

p1: man i got such an itchy joel

by honeyfactory June 23, 2009

joel

to be joeled (v): to have the shittiest luck possible; to get owned by anything and everything (especially in moscow); joelin (adj); joel (n)

i totally got joeled jumping off that fence and breaking both feet

i almost got joeled jumping out that window and breaking my back

when the russian music teacher rips you a new asshole for not being able to say "b" right....you got joeled

getting cut in line for a shower when you smell like nuts (suck a dick)

not being able to read russian and putting your clothes in the washer so they get drenched and getting yelled at by snaggletooth babitchka

by joel's fan club May 29, 2009

Joeling

To be so intoxicated that one starts to wobble and move around without falling to the ground

Marissa wanted to dance at the bar, but because she was joeling, we took her home.

by HellOnHeelz January 28, 2017