Joey Tactics

Doing an act that would be considerd cheap, sneeky, or blatently against the stated rules in any video game. Can also be defined as being the cheapest character in the game or betraying your team mates.

We told you there was no sniper rifle, that was joey tactics!

by Nimpercent June 15, 2004

joey styles

one of the greatest wrestling announcers ever, at least when he called matches the ECW way. Was the first wrestling announcer to call a pay-per-view alone. Now works for WWE, first as an announcer on Monday Night RAW, then joined the ECW brand in June 2006. Has called Wrestlemanias 22 and 23.

"oooooooooohhhhhh mmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy gooooooddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!" Joey Styles when something incredibly hardcore happens.

by Robert Glory August 6, 2007

joey lawrence

Male actore best known for the phrase "whoa", wavy hair, and Blossom.

The "really hot" pop singer from the early 90's.

by returnofsaturnnxd January 3, 2005

Joey-Joke

When a punny joke is made, and another then follows it, usually lamer than the first. Normally occurs in multitudes

Like a baby joey that hops out of its mother's pouch, it's just not as impressive...

Joey-Joker: That tree is in-tree-ging!
Innocent Listener: hahaha
Joey-Joker: Yeah, I'm branching out on my jokes...
Innocent Listener: Ha...ummm
Joey-Joker: I'm not going to leaf this alone...
Innocent Listener: .........
Joey-Joker: I'm serious...don't soil my jokes.....
Innocent Listener:
Joey-Joker: They like root beer
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Joey-Joker: But it's beer-ied...
- (Innocent Listener has left)
Joey-Joker: Maybe I'll be grounded for these jokes...
- (There is no one else around)
Joey-Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHA

by AppleLuvR November 24, 2010

Joey Lover

1)A Detroit Lions fan who has been driven at least partially insane from watching too much bad football and, thus, is obsessed with the notion that Joey Harrington has great potential as a quarterback, or is already a great quarterback.

Joey Lovers are usually, although not strictly, positive, outgoing people by nature. Because of their love of the Lions, they cannot bear to think about what it would mean to the franchise if Joey is a total bust(second def.), so they shield themselves from this possibility by defending Joey in all situations and at all cost.

A True Joey Lover will often be overheard saying things like "There are AT LEAST four quarterbacks in the NFL that are worse than Joey" or "If Hakim, Streets, and Alexander could catch the ball, maybe Joey would put up some numbers!" or "Joey is NOT a 'noodle arm,' in fact, he has one of the strongest arms in the NFL" or "Even Favre couldn't throw the ball in that weather."

A Joey Lover spends a lot of time arguing with his shadow doppelganger or antithesis, the Joey Hater, although whereas the Joey Hater derives pleasure from this activity, it makes the Joey Lover nervous and uncomfortable. However, he knows he must do battle because Joey is not there to defend himself against the brutish attacks.

Joey Lovers are no strangers to being accused of having homosexual affection for Joey. Few actually do, but even those who don't accept this perceptual burden because they know Joey needs their strength if he is to persevere.

Also see manservant.

2)Any Oregon Duck fan.

Sweet Lord take me now! Joey threw a horrible interception on what would have been the game-winning drive, and this stupid Joey Lover was all like, "the reciever ran the wrong route!"

by CoolHandChris December 13, 2004

Jocey

Jocey is such a literal pimp, A full on thug, an OG with a mixtape that's as hot as pure fire, not to mention she's got quite a fine ass. If you ever happen to come across a Jocey, DO NOT get in her way because she will not hesitate to cut a bitch. She's a straight up savage. Jocey doesn't need friends, they disappoint her, so in which case she does decide to befriend you, you should do whatever you can to make sure you keep her. She's the most loyal person you've ever met and always has your back, that is unless you've REALLY fucked up, in which case, you're a complete idiot for ever thinking that you can out-roast her. She'll roast you so hard that you'll get 3rd degree burns, don't even think of trying to challenge her because she'll slay your ass like a dragon. Jocey's hate fuckbois so if she do fuck with you, then you must be a total pimp.

Who's that pimp riding the tiger on the streets?

That's Jocey, one of the baddest thugs alive.

by ShrekLover69 April 3, 2015

Joey-Martin

Joey-Martin
noun

person
Two words used to describe a smart, sexy, way too hot for his age, sweet, bright being.

Joey Martin is a person who is loved by everyone. Maybe hated by some, but loved by lots more. Especially his best friends, they cant get enough of him.
JM is as well a person who is way hot and sexy. Usually with dark brown hair and brown eyes these joeys know how to work their magical charm.

Adjs- Smart, funny, romantic, unique, smooth, cute, sexy, affectionate, loveable.
Known to have "pink taco on the brain" many times during the day. Knows how to have a good time *wink wink*. and how to show a person a good time.

Overall a person you must get to know, and one of the awesomest people in the world by far. Great friend, person, lover and best friend.

Joey-Martin

by holliedoodle7 July 15, 2010