John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.

There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?

by Nova8 August 4, 2020

John

Gay

John is gay

by BlueEyedBish August 19, 2019

John

Just one of the guys on the list of thousands that has slept with ur mom

Mom: Have you seen John?
You: John 2319 or John 3451

by CumYum April 19, 2022

John

A nice fellow with a fat ass and a leather jacket. John is nice but can be a bit of an asshole when you ask for sex. He says no almost everytime. He is always a white male.

Me: That guy has a fat ass.
Friend: Yeah. He is a John.
Me: I'll go fuck him
Friend: He will say no.
Me: Wanna fuck
John: No. You no have fat ass
Me: Oh no no
John: oh yeah yeah

by 5ive3Gaming February 5, 2019

John

An absolute legend.

Omg did John do that

by Johnisdabest February 10, 2022

John

And 12 year old boy with a VERY LARGE FOREHEAD, he also likes to eat pub-subs, play video games 24/7, and watch anime and shows like “on my block”

OMG IS THAT A JOHN OVER THERE?

by Jotaro.kxjo March 26, 2020

John

johns are mostly cute handsome and tall and all girls love them and love to toast girls older than their age and are very caring people and will be a very good boyfriend and they mostly look like people named ladi

1.who is that your kissing oh its my John

by susan Kay March 9, 2019