Jhadiyah

A girl name means Gods Friend

Someone who is very nerdy and awesome and mean when she needs to be. She is also described as a freak who can give good head

Jhadiyah is very quiet but a freak

by Funnymouth October 28, 2016

Jihad Taco

A deadly and explosive vagina that causes death or maiming of ones dick, that burns like it is on fire.

Ben took home Christin from the bar last night. Now his dick is dead and burning because she had a Jihad Taco!

by YodaUSA September 18, 2019

Jihad Taco

A deadly vagina that hates infidels. Causing death or maiming of a penis with a excruciating burning sensation.

Ben took home Christin from the bar last night. Now his dick is dead and burning because she had a Jihad Taco!

by YodaUSA September 18, 2019

OM Jihad

A derivative of the common phrase "OMG". OM Jihad occurs when something extraordinary happens and causes one to believe that a war is imminent.

Tyler W: You won't believe this, but that geek that was working on our website just stole our idea. No wait, it gets better, now he is skulking around with Sean Parker from Napster.

Cameron W: OM Jihad, we are totally going to sue his ass for everything he's got. Seriously, that kid is fucked.

by the_senator January 28, 2013

Jihad a derkhead

Someone who has displayed a lack of intelligence and/or common sense in a previous action or reaction to an event.

why did you drop your phone down the toilet you jihad a derkhead?

by rudeboy_001 February 10, 2009

Durka Durka Laba Jihad

A saying of the native toung from Durka-Durkastan... also in the Native Toung of Mr. Powers

Durka Durka Laba Jihad!!! Theres Emily Reed!!! EWWWWIEEEEE

by Patrick Hennessy February 8, 2005

Jihad

A moral plight against any vice. Contrary to popular belief (at least in America) a Jihad is not something evil. It doesn't condone the murder of innocent peoples. In fact, a jihad is simply a moral struggle.

BTW, this definition was written by a Jew, so no racist bullshit.

Lyndon Baines Johnson's War on Poverty was the first and the greatest American Jihad

by Alohajealous May 4, 2015