JEWHOLE

A descriptive term used to identify cheap bastards who hold onto any cash or cash-worthy item with the ultra strong grasp of a gay virgin's first butt plugging. These individuals will often put money before friends. A hole into which money falls into and is never seen again. JewHole.

Jay- "Hey Paco, the pizza's here. We all pitched in- where's your 5 bucks?"

Paco- "oh, i'll pay you later"

Jay- "oh that Paco is such a JewHole".

by jason strycharz & lucia pelayo January 14, 2009

Jethro Mussolini

Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.

Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.

Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.

Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."

by Giacomo G October 17, 2007

Jethrosexual

A redneck metrosexual, one whose personal image projects sensitivity, soulfulness, refinement, and a willingness to pay attention to a lady's deepest needs. A blue-stater whose sense of personal style would probably get him beaten up in a typical redneck bar. A strain of southern masculinity which runs counter to the NASCAR-watching, Jack Daniels-swilling, wife-beating, trailer park-living stereotype.

Those guys in Lady Antebellum are a couple of Jethrosexuals.
If the Bee Gees had a little twang, they'd be superb Jethrosexuals.

by stonequay June 6, 2012

jewshit

A term used by racists/anti-semites/idiots to describe a person of Jewish decent.

"Look at the Jewshit" said the Nazi

by The funky monkey April 18, 2006

Jetherek

A person who is in vent A LOT.

Man that jetherek is STILL there

by randomusernameofdoom April 28, 2011

Jewphin

A Jewish dolphin

Wow mommy is that a dolphin
No honey that's a jewphin

by Bible thumper 6.66 October 14, 2018

jethro

generally referred to as gay giraffe nerd a very tall white bloke with black hair who likes to hang out with his sister. He has learnt to shoot poisoned paper just like his ancestors did in south Africa. He has a small weener. When he laughs his cholera breath diverts the person to faint on the spot. He likes to check out underneath his cat. In sounth africa he chases the african kids with a massive white stick. A very strick praiser of the KKK!!!

If you meet a jethro run for your life!!!

by 121454 December 10, 2018