by Giselle Gardonyi March 15, 2004
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Get the jewskimo mug.Jewsis was the only brother of Jesus who was left out of the modern day bible. Biblical scholars have recently begun finding out new information about Jewsis and his relationship with Jesus through lost scriptures.
Jewsis was known for turning water into juices while his eldest brother Jesus was known for turning water into wine. He was too young for the alcohol transformation. Unlike his eldest brother, he could not walk on water yet he swam faster than Jesus.
According to new scriptures Jewsis had a following of his own, yet his miracles were not spoken about as frequently as his brother the Messiah's. A new uprising amongst several religious groups has begun regarding the Jewsis secret. As scholars dig deeper, the mystery will unravel further.
Jewsis was known for turning water into juices while his eldest brother Jesus was known for turning water into wine. He was too young for the alcohol transformation. Unlike his eldest brother, he could not walk on water yet he swam faster than Jesus.
According to new scriptures Jewsis had a following of his own, yet his miracles were not spoken about as frequently as his brother the Messiah's. A new uprising amongst several religious groups has begun regarding the Jewsis secret. As scholars dig deeper, the mystery will unravel further.
What would Jewsis do?
by laraelle February 23, 2010
Get the Jewsis mug.a small retard, who spends 50% of his time playing mlb videogames and the other 50% sleeping his life away and masterbating to myspace pictures of girls with hopes that he will marry them. originated in dallas, texas, (NOT) and has a firey crotch. he's often found shouting out phrases like "carry on the plan of your day", and "good to fucking go". he has friends that say "i secured that bitch!". which says alot about "the jewstin".
"that jewstin turned down webcamming a sexy girl to play mlb!"
"i thought that guy was a homo, but he was just a jewstin."
"i thought that guy was a homo, but he was just a jewstin."
by twentyfivecentz March 8, 2010
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Get the jewsskie mug.A word used, mostly by gentiles (non-Jews), to refer to the Star of David, or the six-pointed star.
Usually used in good-humored jest.
Usually used in good-humored jest.
by Bearpelt AKA Mage June 16, 2009
Get the Jewstar mug.Gavin Jewsome passed a new law to strip doctors of their licenses who don't recommend the toxic poison the goverent wants to inject for it's depopulation agenda
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