Sandler Jew

A person of Jewish Heritage that isn't very religious but has Jewish Blood.

Jews take pride I'm their bloodline, if your parents or close ancestors are Jewish you would be considered a Jew.

A close comparison would be a 'Jack Mormon'

Howard Stern, Adam Sandler, Harrison Ford and many others would be considered Sandler Jews.

by Goldst3in January 13, 2013

electric jew

electric Jew

Slang name for a television set or television in general. The term refers to Jewish dominance of media corporations and therefore the movies, TV series, and advertising that is shown on TV.

Oh, I don't watch television anymore. Or as I call it the 'electric Jew'. There are only 280,000 Jews in the UK but most of them seem to have a job in the BBC. They recently sent a reporter to Greece to cover the Golden Dawn nationalist party...and he was a Jewish guy whose grandparents had fled the Nazis and escaped to England. Wouldn't that make his reporting biased? I mean, the UK Labor party elected a Marxist as their leader...but the BBC didn't send a descendent of the Romanov family as their correspondent to the party conference did they?

by june forysyth March 05, 2014

Stew and the Jew

Whenever someone named Stewart is friends with someone who is Jewish they must be referred to as Stew and the Jew.

Guy: “There goes Stew and the Jew”

by S2artHall January 13, 2022

Jew York

A clever name for the state or city of New York used as a dig on the Jews, due to its exceptionally large Jewish population?

I'm off on Thursday for some holiday whose name I can't pronounce. Yep, this is sumpin that only happens in Jew York.

by GuidoPosse69 February 03, 2005

liquid jew

Alcohol

He had too much of the liquid jew yesterday.

by someonewhoreallyisme May 04, 2017

jews

One of the most polite and yet simultaneiously racist people in history

jewish girl: omg Arab guys are attractive. like I dont get why they always are angry at Jews though and they keep calling us racist and just always out to get us ya know? we cant live our lives without getting attacked and oh wait nvm lol

smart jewish girl: hmm I wonder why!

Being a jew is like a living paradox, but not really.

by Zhang Li January 12, 2022

Jewing

To constantly ask someone to use their stuff or for stuff in general. Verb is: To jew.

“Yo bro can I hit your dab pen? Please man”
“Bro stop being a Jew, your always jewing our shit fuck off”

by Headfunk March 19, 2023