Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
by Willy Soul October 13, 2023
A group of delinquents under the name of Jewish Cartel ™. Known for Jewish-American Organized Crime.
"Hey Mike, is that Jewish Cartel?" asked Chris "HOLY SHIT ITS JEWISH CARTEL!" Mike yelled.
"JC SHIT" saying of the Jewish Cartel people.
"JC SHIT" saying of the Jewish Cartel people.
by Whipqin December 25, 2021
Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!
by laserv September 09, 2011
The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.
Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.
by MountainMan379 July 22, 2009
1. Very hot girls.
2. Very smart girls.
3. Very cheap girls.
4. Girls from Israel
5. Girls whose Mother is a Jewish girl.
2. Very smart girls.
3. Very cheap girls.
4. Girls from Israel
5. Girls whose Mother is a Jewish girl.
by Alfa Gold December 12, 2007
A big bill such as a $20 or a $100 wrapped around a roll of $1 bills in order to make it look like more money than it actually is.
I owed Don Giovanni 15 G but didn't have time to come up with the money, so I tossed him a jewish bankroll wrapped up in a c-note and got the hell out of there before he knew what hit him.
by Nick D February 20, 2004
by Assasdfksdj December 31, 2009