Jewish Protection

To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.

The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.

by SnakeBiter October 23, 2009

Jewish Holiday

You tried to kill us, we won, so lets eat

hanukkah, passover, rosh hashannah, purim, shabbat, and all the rest i forgot to mention

by jewness April 24, 2005

jewish phonecall

The act of dialling a number, allowing it to ring for just long enough for the person to get their phone in their hand, and then hanging up, forcing them to have to call you back and spend their own money/credit on the call.

"Yeah if you want me, just give me a Jewish phonecall and I'll get you back."

"All Josh ever does is Jewish phonecall."

by ColBoyAsh December 23, 2006

jewish duel

A duel in the old western style, with two duelists and a mediator. The two duelists take ten steps in opposite directions before the duel commences, just like a classic gun duel. But instead of turning and firing on the moderator's command, the moderator throws up a penny in the air. The two duelists then rush to the center and fight for the pennny. The duelist who holds the penny at the end is the winner.

I challenge you to a jewish duel.

by Joey Pitchfork August 14, 2006

Jewish Rollcall

The act of checking how much money you have left in your wallet the day after a big night/day/weekends drinking.

My head cains mate, fancy going to the redbeck for a breakfast special? ===== Hold on mate, need to have a Jewish Rollcall first, might have to stop at the cashpoint

by BigJayDub May 27, 2010

Jewish Power Play

A move by a greedy person or corporation or higher entity to rip you or a consumer off by making them buy or pay an extortionate fee for some bullshit that they didn't want or agreed to sign up for.

1. Joe: Hey Bob did you hear that Bank of America will soon be charging you a monthly fee for having a checkings account?

Bob: Yeah i heard that too on Yahoo, you would think that those cheap bastards would be in fine shape with having just laid off 30,000 workers but i guess the CEO still isn't satisfied with his all time high personal benefits...

Joe: Yeah that is such a Jewish Power Play from those greedy bastards.

by MacGregor9310 September 30, 2011

Sexually transmitted Jewish Guilt

Also known as STJG, this occurs when Jewish guilt is transferred through a sexual act. Usually from the female partner to the male.

Doctor: "Matt, the results have come back positive. You have sexually transmitted Jewish guilt. Also known as STJG. Have you had relations with any Jewish mothers recently? "

Matt: "Damn you Robertaaaa!!!!"

by Mattybizzle September 29, 2013