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Biff Jerky

The act of receiving a Handjob while your partner is bent over and farts in your face.
Thanks babe, I really enjoyed that Biff Jerky last night!!
by TWIMC January 4, 2023
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Stinky Jerky

The act of jerking off and then putting it in your partners pooper or using your partners cheeks to rub one out
“Yo my girl let me get some stinky jerky last night!”
“Did you hear that Danielle is into stinky jerky?”
by DaceGod March 2, 2020
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Insta-Jerky

Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!
by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011
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Dick jerky

The Act of cutting off one's penis, frying it and letting it dry into jerky before feeding it to your loved ones.
"Hey Betty, ready for sum Dick jerky?"
by TehStateofZen June 11, 2022
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Jerking the Jerky

When your dick has a sunburn but you proceed to masturbate against your better judgement.
"Troy's laid up in bed after jerking the jerky."

"Should've taken a cold shower to stop from jerking the jerky."
by StevethePeeve April 19, 2021
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irky jerky

A work-specific behavior pattern characterized by initially experiencing annoyance or frustration (irked) by awkward workplace dynamics, then reacting in an unprofessional or counterproductive way (jerky). This can involve snapping at colleagues, making sarcastic comments about bosses or projects, or generally becoming withdrawn and disengaged during meetings or collaborations.
After weeks of missed deadlines and unclear expectations, Mark went Irky Jerky with his manager, making passive-aggressive comments in every meeting.
by SalvyZ June 27, 2024
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Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
Hey bro’s wanna game of Edward Jerky Hands?

I’m down, though you’re gonna jerk me tonight!
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