Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.
Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...
Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...
by StangFtl February 01, 2010
The act of masturbating under your covers to the point of being so hot that you sweat, and are forced to rush your orgasm so you can resurface for fresh air.
by Bird-Watcher November 30, 2017
A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 01, 2018
by Eatmijello July 19, 2018
"Matt yous just a Jive ass Jerky, dope feeding dont no shit, tit licking, butt fucking drugging, sucking dick cheese on a ferris wheel while pillow biting the shit out of your ass due to the fact you have a large dick in yo ear because its a tuesday. Jive ass Jerky!
by Dr. Mario is God July 28, 2010
Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.
by Gkink May 16, 2023
A drunken game in which 3 participants have to watch scat porn and attempt to remain flaccid, first one to get a boner has to jerk off the other 2 participants and ingest the semen off of a soggy biscuit
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 04, 2020