National Jerking Off Day

October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch

Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 02, 2020
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drive-by jerk off

Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.

When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.

Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.

DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.

DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!

(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram April 23, 2016
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Jerking Off June

Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June
Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"
by zSynergy October 12, 2022
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Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
by WillieDog February 17, 2025
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No Jerk off January

In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed
-Hey Jimmy, no jerking off while watching porn cause Its no jerk off january
by Minecrafter69_420 November 04, 2019
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jerking off a dude

Jerking off a dude is a synonym to hugging a dude in certain hoods of the United Kingdom
A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
by 02idbbsq0wbsdb September 12, 2021
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