by Eggg1031 April 02, 2024
October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 02, 2020
Also known as DBJO. It's when a guy drives by you in the street while you're walking on the sidewalk and asks for directions for a place he's like really far away from.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
When he stops and starts asking you directions he's rubbing one out and he'll keep doing it while you're talking to him. He's likely to drive away if you notice what he's doing and you're not into it and tell him to drive away.
Get his licence plate number and denounce the bastard.
(Drive-by jerk off stops his car next to a woman walking on the sidewalk.
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
DBJO- Excuse me, do you know where the Placita is?
Woman - Um, that's really far away you are way off.
DBJO- Uh-huh *he is already masturbating*
Woman - Uh, wait , what are you doing?
DBJO- Mm-hmm *keeps masturbating*
Woman - *steps back* Oh my god, go. Just go!
(Drive-by jerk off drives away)
by zetazetaram April 23, 2016
by zSynergy October 12, 2022
A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off
- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off
- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
by WillieDog February 17, 2025
In the month of january you are not aloud to masturbate in any way. Its like NNN but nutting and sex is allowed
by Minecrafter69_420 November 04, 2019
A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
by 02idbbsq0wbsdb September 12, 2021