Jan 9

National steal a kidney day.

Bro 1:how do you have 200 kidneys? Bro2:It is jan 9, stole a kidney day.

by Kamalvok January 06, 2022

jan markus

This is a rather rare Norwegian name. A Jan Markus is usually one that looks like he has been dragged out of a pigs arse. People often think they smell really bad and his crooked smile often causes girls to faint because they are horrified. His nose usually resembles the shape of a BBD.

Man he's such a Jan Markus. Damn.

by lol9786386 July 15, 2017

Jan Luca

They either are heaven to you or your worst nightmare. Jan Luca is a very shy guy, that can be an asshole to people he does not care about, but at the same time he can be the sweetest and most loving person you will ever meet. You know they like to play with feelings and know how to manipulate others. Once they trust you, which seems impossible to ones, they will always want to gossip at any time possible and trust you with almost everything. Jan Lucas always look the same everyday, but kill it all the time. They are so unique that you should be thankful having them as your friend.

Girl1: I lost my mind over that Jan Luca guy
Girl2: Be aware he ghosted me after 2 months of dating...

by Royalz!! November 29, 2021

Dirty Jan

Going to fitting room and trying on lingerie and returning it to the traumatised staff without buying.

Josie - Just had the grossest thing happen to me
Vinny - what is it?

Josie - Just got dirty Janned at work
Vinny - that's fucked

by Vinylz9999 February 14, 2019

jan 8

A universe filled with only 8 people named Jan

Homie: damn have you been to jan 8
Other homie: nah bruh, heard dems all ugly

by TomatooJuicee January 09, 2020

Jis jan

The word jis jan Literally means riding plate, but it is made into a meme by Zin 2 BC Zin who is a law breaker.

So, jis jan is a meme that means riding something going somewhere but in a meme way.

ZinII: hey lets hangout!
BcZin: ride what?
ZinII: ejui jis jan moa.

Translated by: fantastic fart

by Fantastic fart November 11, 2019

Jan Visi

A fictional country of autistic railfans worshipping potatoes and trains.

Hey, are you from Jan Visi? Do you like to eat potatoes and ride trains?

by wyl12 November 25, 2022