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Jake

My big loving and caring husbando. He slopply kisses me inside my mouth with the big tongue action and rapes me at night and I love him. He is very dominant and is in no need for no filthy sluts like basically every girl!
Me: OH DADDY JAKE KUN
Jake: Oh yeah niggashit
by niggashitluvr69 November 24, 2019
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Jake

Jake is nice
Jake is nice
by yo bro so go away October 13, 2020
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Jake

Jake is a very tall guy who is always packing. He is very cute with those large burly arms of his and he always puts a smile on anyone’s face that he meets.
Do you know Jake?
Yeah, he is my killah!

What is that noise?
Don’t worry, it’s just Jake
by Shaquise May 23, 2022
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Jake

A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!
by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016
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Jake

People named jake are just a tad bit sensitive. They are usually hoes. Be careful if you’re going to befriend a Jake.
Dude: Hey are you friends with Jake?
Other Dude: No way! He’s such a hoe!!
by big gay energy July 29, 2018
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Jake

Cooler than Nina and Josh
Jake is even cooler.
by Nina Q May 25, 2016
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Jake

The funniest person you will ever meet and has a great taste in music and everyone likes him
I wish I was jake
by Therealbeaver January 11, 2018
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