Jake

Cooler than Nina and Josh

Jake is even cooler.

by Nina Q May 25, 2016

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A Jake is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Jake. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Jake dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?

Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Jake must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!

by PooperDoppers December 5, 2016

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Me. The type of person who would say "you too" after the waiter says enjoy your meal. He later crashed into a tree.

Waiter: Enjoy your meal!
Jake: You too!!
Jakes mind: Shit.
*crashes into a tree*

by doodie hole June 28, 2018

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One who favors ice cream and communism above all, responds to "Communist Scum".
Plural: Jakes

If you wear a Sickle and Hammer to Baskin Robbin's, you're a Jake.

by DEADMEMEGOAT May 14, 2018

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A woman with a massive penis

Wow you look like a massive jake.

by John Donavan October 15, 2018

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My big loving and caring husbando. He slopply kisses me inside my mouth with the big tongue action and rapes me at night and I love him. He is very dominant and is in no need for no filthy sluts like basically every girl!

Me: OH DADDY JAKE KUN
Jake: Oh yeah niggashit

by niggashitluvr69 November 24, 2019

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