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an emo dude who is obsessed with trees and enjoys fucking sleeping cows in their free time.
Jasper hit me with a pan on Monday at 9:15
Jasper by weh.water.whapids May 28, 2023
whore player that looks for insecure younger men to manipulate and play with.
person1: ew is that jasper??
person2: ew what a slag
jasper by person894853465 September 4, 2023
a guy that wants to get with all his mates sisters
jasper: yo bro is that your sister ?
garth: yeah she's 11

jasper: oh, age is just a number...
jasper by yellowfellow29 September 10, 2023
(Jasper) noun: a middle to upper class person, more specifically a
student. This is a gender neutral term which is usually applied to both men and women. The use of it comes from the old money/extravagant names given to people from said backgrounds.
Look at that posh Jasper twat over there with his permed mullet, drinking half an IPA, he’s clearly pretending to be a chav”
Jasper by poshbasher September 21, 2023
Jasper is a gay dude who likes buff plant men. He likes to also stick sunflower seeds up his asshole.
Jasper is a queer
Jasper by Black and stinky November 5, 2023