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Cock jerky

That wrinkled dick is cock jerky
by Clitcruncher75 July 20, 2017
mugGet the Cock jerkymug.

Sun Jerky

Naturally mummified strips of human flesh, especially the labia.
Karen passed away while sunbathing in the nude.

Now that bitch's pussy is some Sun Jerky.
by Q-Tippy October 27, 2018
mugGet the Sun Jerkymug.

Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.
Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020
mugGet the Jerky Johnsonmug.

Beef Jerky

Another name for a Cow Raisin.
Beef Jerky is just salted and flavored Cow Raisins
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stiff jerky

Hey why do I have a stiff jerky
by Yee yee skee February 11, 2018
mugGet the stiff jerkymug.

irky jerky

A work-specific behavior pattern characterized by initially experiencing annoyance or frustration (irked) by awkward workplace dynamics, then reacting in an unprofessional or counterproductive way (jerky). This can involve snapping at colleagues, making sarcastic comments about bosses or projects, or generally becoming withdrawn and disengaged during meetings or collaborations.
After weeks of missed deadlines and unclear expectations, Mark went Irky Jerky with his manager, making passive-aggressive comments in every meeting.
by SalvyZ June 27, 2024
mugGet the irky jerkymug.

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