jagobama

a jagerbomb consumed in celebration of the election (or in some cases re-election) of President Barack Obama.

"Ya heard? Obama got re-elected!"
"You know what this calls for?"
"JAGOBAMAS!"

"Four more years!?! It's jagobama time, fo' sho'!"

"Jagobamas. Jagobamas. Fuckin' jagobamas."

by Yeswecandrinkjager November 9, 2012

Jagoff

Stupid respelling/misspelling of jack off.

Noun-A lazy person. Ex-Joe would rather be a jack off and mooch off of his friends and family, than get a job.

Noun 2-Jerk, asshole, creep, loser, etc...
Ex-Alissa was a total jack off after she had a few drinks in her.

Verb-lazing; doing nothing of import. Ex: I opted to jack off, rather than do my laundry on my day off.

See 'definitions' of jagoff.

by languagefacinatesme222 October 17, 2018

Jagodina

A mid-sized city located in the Поморавље (Pomoravlje) district in Central Serbia. Jagodina's population is over 72.000, including the surrounding villages.

-Where should we go this summer?
-I was thinking about the Aqua Park in Jagodina.

by mollyserebro June 12, 2019

Janoskis

The act of inserting toothbrush's up the anus while sniffy the pantys of your grandmother or respective grandfather

Tim:dude i caught Andrew sniffin my grammys thongs!
Rory:oh damn you caught him Janoskis?
Tim:What?and my tooth brush taste like dick!

by Dr.BALLZSKEET August 15, 2011

Jags

Jags is a word meaning 'many'. It was discovered by myself and a fellow bretheren back in late 2002 when we were in absolute dismay as to describe how much we had of a certain green substance. Utter Jags, we said, Utter Jags...

The crazy clown opened up with a rifle and killed 'JAGS' of people in a desperate attempt to resolve the differences within his psychopathic schizo mind. The clown was finally apprehended when utter 'JAGS' of police reinforcements arrived with that guy from Crank and kicked the crazy clowns ass back to clown school.

by Kultivator February 13, 2010

Jagon

Definition one: a large penis

The squirrel had a large Jagon.

by Phil March 23, 2004

Jago

He who is about to die

1. A character in games or movies who is completely expendable. e.g Bullet fodder/ cannon fodder /sword fodder

2.No chance of living and absolutely destined to die

3. (for star trek) the guard who goes down to planet with Captian Kirk and dies horribly. (can always be fondly refered to as a jago)

by Suicidal llama September 25, 2010