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isaac martin

a teenage male, he is refined and enjoys the finer things in life such as cognac, basment jacks, beard stroking, intelligent conversation and the book by him and Amy Dixon" how to skin a cat, there is more than one way!"
Amy: guten tag isaac how are you on this fine wednesday evening?
isaac: very well thank you. would you like to join me for a spot of cognac and beard stroking. we can discuss our book!
Amy: yes please my dear fellow although it is mainly my book
isaac: i beg to differ!
by ams April 24, 2005
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isaacs cock

A large penis, cause damn isaac has a large cock
"Holy shit did u see his dick, it was huge"
"Yea just like isaacs cock"
by A huge cack block September 3, 2016
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Isaac newton

THAT PIECE OF SHIT IF HE NEVER EXSISTED GRAVITY WOULD NOT EXSIST. SO MY DEFINITION OF ISAAC NEWTON IS A LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF DUMBASS SHIT.
"Isaac newton sucks because if he never existed we would have been floating and that would be sick as fuck."
by mrstinklyfoot March 1, 2021
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Isaac Bear early college

Its a high school where you take all of your high school classes in 2 years and spend the last 2 years taking classes at uncw.
In the first 2 years you spend over 6 hours a day doing homework honestly.
In the first 2 years you endure literal hell with teachers who make you do stupid non related projects like running around in the forrest. Out of the 4 teachers that teach the 2010-2011 sophomore class the Bio teacher is retarded and assigns the stupidest busywork, the latin teacher is extremely cool and fun, the english is a bitch in class but is really cool if you get to know her, the math teacher is ok, and the history teacher is the best teacher there he makes sure you are well prepared unlike the Bio teacher who doesn't prepare you and for anything then expects you to do masters level work.

The people who go there are either social outcast who cant even count or over achievers.
The girls are lacking in looks there are maybe 5 hot girls who go there but they are overachievers and the rest are fugly.
Me:Hey what are we doing in bio today?
Friend: Mr. bishop gives us another stupid project that will take 10 hours to do.
Me: whats it on?
Friend: Nothing to do with his class
Even: Hey hes not that bad and its a good project
Me and friend: Shut up u fagget
Even: Dont talk to me like that (Sassy voice)
Me: you need to grow a pair fag

Me: i cant wait for summer
64 other students in my class: me to

I go to Isaac Bear early college their are no hot girls, the Bio teacher sucks, and its stupid
by Fight thepower April 10, 2011
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Isaac

A young handsome man with a huge dick and his is personality is so outstanding and he is never afraid of nothing and lives to be him self also such a friendly guy if you stumble into a Isaac you are very likely to fall in love with the gaze of his eyes so if you ever meet a Isaac you should make sure he should stay in your life because it will be terrible to lose such a loyal young man.
Example 1
Loyal: A person that is always by your side and will never betray you like Isaac.

Example 2
Handsome: a person that no girl can resist
by Trinity Mcluvin May 15, 2018
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Isaac

Issac is a average person who is a superior singer and is blond and has cheese string hair. but they help people out sometimes when u need to know how to download steam and stuff
i wish i could run isaac over with a truck
by wessely stevens September 15, 2018
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isaac pasta

A Hawaiian pasta that says low-key too much and only ever wears shorts.
Isaac Pasta is low-key delicious but also gay.
by Alex Burrito September 30, 2019
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