Marshalltown, Iowa 

Small town in the middle of Iowa with nothing to do and a crappy school system. Filled mostly with drugs and future McDonald's workers.

Person A: "Hey, where ya from?"
Person B: "Marshalltown, Iowa"
Person A: "Where's that?"
Person B: "Exactly."

Marshalltown, Iowa by armedandmischevious June 6, 2011

North Iowa Mugshots 

A Facebook community that puts the spot light on those commuting crimes against others in North Iowa by putting multiple public records onto a social media. Allowing an interesting public tar and feathering by a jury of there peers.

Did You see that tweeker Randi Axelson on North Iowa Mugshots last week?

North Iowa Mugshots by Joe Smoker January 17, 2012

Johnston, Iowa 

A small town in Iowa with a middle school and high school full of many fake ass bitches who claim to be "Emo" because its a "trend". Lots of the students at here have rich mommies and daddies to give them money to get anything they want or can get them out of any situation. there are also fake ass hoes who found popularity from giving blow jobs. The kids here like to make alot of issues and cause alot of drama. The boys are stupid and joke about "cutting" (stupid af). and if you find someone who is actually nice and doesnt spread drama well lucky you befriend them cause their the only one you can trust at Johnston.

Johnston, Iowa teens:

-wear jokers to be "emo"

Riley: *wears black pants* "WOW IM SO EMO TODAY"

Riley: *wears pink the rest of the week* *BASIC BITCH*

Johnston, Iowa by JMS? more like KMS February 9, 2017

Creston Iowa 

A horrible place with tons of pregnant chicks, a whole clan of drugies, and the feel of your average gheto.

Creston Iowa is basically Detriot and Compton pushed into one drug fueled pile.

Creston Iowa by WW2_Man November 6, 2011

Colfax, Iowa

An incredibly small, racist shithole located near Des Moines, Iowa. 2/8 of the people are good, 6/8 are white trash or just plain strange. Most of the men are man-whores and racist while the women are, well, whores.

Frank : Where are you from man?
Bob : Colfax, Iowa.
Frank : That's unfortunate

Colfax, Iowa by cameldick69 April 7, 2016

from Iowa 

A statement that is shouted when any person from Iowa, or with direct connections to Iowa, is mentioned or does something of significance.

Dallas Clark (Indianapolis Colts TE - Former Iowa Hawkeyes TE) catches a touchdown pass: "From Iowa!"

Teacher: "Herbert Hoover was the 31st President of the United States."
Student: "From Iowa!"

(Person born in Iowa sinks the game winning beer pong shot): "From Iowa!"

from Iowa by Foe_Jenkinson January 7, 2009

violent iowa 

1. the single greatest wrestling move, it is created but has never been executed in a match

2. a wrestler who is extremely agressive from Des Moines

3. a term used in place of shit is some cases

1. I'm gonna try to hit the violent iowa tonight

2. Violent Iowa hit a lateral during finals the other night.

3. That guy got the VIOLENT IOWA beat out of him by Carl.

violent iowa by vio io December 9, 2008