Intelligence

Not to be confused with raw processing ability, intelligence is the capacity to judge accurately.

Prejudice belies a lack of intelligence because it is always to the right or left of the truth.

by Roman Gurovich February 4, 2005

Emotional Intelligent-Less

A dumbass. Can't think, talk, or be personable because they lack something...specifically BALLS.

Look at Clif over there, what a dumb fuck... He's emotional intelligent-less...

If his nuts were any smaller they'd be invisible.

by Wobert B December 4, 2020

intellagend

in-tel-uh-juhnd

-noun

in-apropos information (or wreckage) inserted into conversation that halts the flow of said conversation so that it cannot be recovered

-adjective

unrelated and confusing informational lagend or flotsam

Coal was infamous for walking into a room and dropping intellagend comments, then leaving abruptly.

by Coal_ January 2, 2012

intelligenitalience

Intelligenitalience enables the penis to remember descriptions of things and use those descriptions in future behaviors. It gives the penis the cognitive abilities to learn, form concepts, understand, and reason, including the capacities to recognize patterns, comprehend ideas, plan, problem solve, and use the human as a vehicle for language in order to communicate desires. Intelligenitalience enables the penis to experience and think.

If your girl's pussy is itchy, offering to scratch it with your dick shows you think with your dick, thus showing your intelligenitalience.

by Pumadude321 April 3, 2015

Intelligence Slap

Intelligence Slap: when someone says something idiotic and it warrants a good slap for their genuine stupidity.

"My cock is 25 ft long."

*SLAP*
"What the hell was that?"
"It was an intelligence slap, you're that stupid."

by BirdBrain9090 December 7, 2015

Intelligence

n. (defense, law enforcement, etc.) information supporting the predetermined course of action -- as distinct from information warning against that course, the latter being classified as propaganda, disinformation, conspiracy theory, etc.

There is no intelligence to support the claim that baggage handlers traffic drugs in the baggage of unsuspecting passengers, who will take the rap if the plan goes wrong.

by Metastases June 5, 2016

Intelligence

Something you won't find on Urban Dictionary.

You know very well how Intelligence is used on Urban Dictionary, unless, of course... you dont.

by Urban Dictionary is okay... July 2, 2018