The act of starting all of your sentences with “lmao” even when 1) no one said anything funny and 2) it’s grammatically incorrect to keep the “l” lowercase if you’re gonna start your sentence with it.
by fatpapa July 11, 2018
The sexual act is based upon the 'Splashing around' Pokemon Magikarp.
Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises
It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim
Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises
It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim
Magikarp-ing a girl -
Have sex until
*about to cum*
Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp
Have sex until
*about to cum*
Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp
by azay May 07, 2011
by Matayas April 03, 2020
"I really wanted to return my jeans, but the sales clerk was obstacle-ing me."
or
"I knew the project needed to go forward, but my supervisor was obstacle-ing me with all her micromanagement."
or
"I knew the project needed to go forward, but my supervisor was obstacle-ing me with all her micromanagement."
by Gabrielle Bunker January 19, 2007
Stop everyone-ing in this channel!
Hey tom, did you see that guy everyone-ing early? Can ban you him?
Hey tom, did you see that guy everyone-ing early? Can ban you him?
by SonarchyWatchTheif April 24, 2017
by YouDidntKnowWhatItMeantDidYou July 22, 2014
The act of laying on the ground, arms by your side, while another person stands over the individual on the ground. This act is a reinactment of a knockout perpetrated by a young 12-14 year old male delivered on an older man. Derived from the fact that a "joey" means a young baby- the act of getting knocked out by one of these young "joey's" is joe-ing.
Dude that 14 year old just knocked out that old man, let's get a picture of that guy on the ground joe-ing
by 55rectory May 18, 2013