Incompetent friend

A friend who is terrible at being one and does nothing but disappoint you every time you're supposed to hang out.

Friend 1: Hey man let's go to the movies tomorrow.

Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.

*Tomorrow*

Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.

Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.

Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!

by DragynScales January 17, 2015

Incomplete Sex

When you and your partner can't "finish" the deed.

We had sex last night, but it was incomplete sex since neither of us had finished our part.

by pablowisdom August 16, 2016

Incomposable

adj-
1. Something one is unable to reproduce the imagery of one's head
2. Something one is not skilled enough to produce from the imagery in one's head

Person 1: "This is so frustrating, I can picture this _____ I want to draw perfectly- but no matter how hard I try it never looks the way I see it in my head!"
Person 2: "I know what you mean, it's entirely incomposable!"

by tum0r December 28, 2016

incoked

To tell tall tales and seem high on drugs when not.

That was ridiculous! Are you incoked??

by Outdoorbeauty September 30, 2019

Incogmeato

When you switch to Incognito mode to jerk off

"Man I'm horny...welp, time to go Incogmeato"

by MeatyBeatyInTahiti October 1, 2020

Incompetent Boob

Cryptosporidium-137, protagonist of Destroy All Humans.

Crypto fails a mission.
MISSION FAILED
Pox: "NO, NO, NO!!! Crypto, you incompetent boob!!"

by WonkyTonkBotty October 10, 2020

incommunal

A person who isn't good with communities, and or groups that involve social, speaking and talking, they would be incommunal.

Person: Would you like to join our community?
Subject: I'm sorry, but I'm very incommunal with organizations and groups.

by m6lsanne April 5, 2021