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Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
by The Murricane January 5, 2011
mugGet the Dirt Walletmug.

Ball wallet

The extra skin that hangs of a ballsack
While shaving his dick, he nicked his ball wallet.
by m00h July 12, 2019
mugGet the Ball walletmug.

Ball's to the wallet

Well what more to say except a perfect way to blow your load in many possible ways all in the same evening much less. Short and sweet going all the way in everything you do in life.
I Gotta go ball's to the wallet in everything I do and just know the outcome will sometimes break the bank just as hard as your balls will administer to all.
by Peter deter July 9, 2019
mugGet the Ball's to the walletmug.

sausage wallet

cunt, pussy, fish mitten, haddock pastie, vagina, front botty, dick holster
"Love, give us a go on your sausage wallet".
by burrencrawler September 10, 2013
mugGet the sausage walletmug.

Kevin's Wallet

An expensive wallet, usually from brands like Gucci, LV, or Supreme.

Wallet bought by people by the top 1% of the society, and used by the Rich.
That Vietnamese boi standing there have a Kevin's Wallet.

I am too poor to afford Kevin's wallet.

When Kevin's wallet come into our store, our cash register is filled with cash.
by Ultra rich boi July 21, 2020
mugGet the Kevin's Walletmug.

gut wallet

a female's vagina. usually belonging to a whore.
yeah dude i beat the s out of her gut wallet last night
by mikemarshall3 October 15, 2008
mugGet the gut walletmug.

Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.
watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.
by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
mugGet the Christopher Walletsmug.

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