Israel

The only democracy in the Middle East

Which country is a democracy in the Middle East?
Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East

by Judeagirl December 28, 2023

israel

some one who likes men

i would never consider my self to be an israel. they have really dirty mouths.

by allhailL June 23, 2024

Israeled

When someone fights your battle for you.

The entire free world was being threatened by savage terrorists when they were Israeled and no longer had to fight, since Israel defeated the terrorists themselves, at great cost to themselves.

by Truth to Power 2 January 15, 2024

Israel

1. A country in the middle east. It rightfully belongs where it is because of the first jews settling in Canaan, where Israel is.
2. To steal from somebody and never give anything back. A good prank to pull on your nemesis tbh

Guy 1: I love Israel
Guy 2: kys
Guy 1: Ok

Sharif: Yo bruh I just took Brendan’s bed
Arnold: Damn bro you just Israel’d the fuck out of him
Sharif: He’s gonna be so mad lmao

(Later…)

Brendan: YO WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY DAMN BED!?
Sharif and Arnold: HAH! GET ISRAEL’D!

by LHInotShaggy November 22, 2023

Israeling

Here is how I would define that sentence in a dictionary style:

appropriation (uh-PRO-pree-AY-shun)
noun
Noun

The act of stealing possession or authorship of something and representing it as having always been one's own.

James *said something funny*
Tem: lol I’m Israeling this joke!

by Bagofbeaf November 12, 2023

Israel Swag

to show how much swag you have as an israeli (i'm not)

i may not be jewish, but i got dem "Israel Swag"

by Megster3000X February 6, 2025

Israel

When you steal someone's house and then get shocked when they hate you as a result

Najda: "You are such an Israel"
Yochanan: "And if I don't Israel it, someone else will"

by VivaPalestina June 15, 2025