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Israeled

When you come back home and someone has taken and ruined it, so you get in, start to fix the place up, and they keep attacking you for it, so you fight back and consistently win.

Jewish people returning to their native homeland, to provide a shelter for world Jews and rehabilitate the land from centuries of abuse at the hands of Roman and Arab colonialists.

When you invite your neighbors to coexist peacefully but have to defend yourself by any means necessary because neighbor continues their genocidal aggression.
Are you ok?
Yeah...I just got Israeled, but I'll be aright. I just need to practice more self-defense for the next time they try.
Why? Need help?
Yeah, I do. I'm surrounded by jihadist neighbors.
by breathyful January 28, 2024
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israel

takes countries and islands for itself and occupies palestine and doesnt give and acts innocent by defending itself.
countries are israel
by headhunter0993 January 14, 2024
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Israel Supporters

People who laugh when someone says Americans should give back the land they stole to Native Americans, but scream and shout “ISRAEL WAS HERE 2000 YEARS AGO!” when someone says Israeli settlers have no rightful claim to Palestinian lands.
Israel supporters clog the halls of Congress and the media
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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Israel

When you steal someone's house and then get shocked when they hate you as a result
Najda: "You are such an Israel"
Yochanan: "And if I don't Israel it, someone else will"
by VivaPalestina June 15, 2025
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Israel

To Israel something is to steal it with confidence, defend it with passion, and act shocked when anyone calls you out.
It’s not theft — it’s “ancestral rights.”™
"He walked into the club like he owned it. Didn’t pay cover, took over the aux, and kicked out the DJ. Full Israel mode."
by israeled22 August 24, 2025
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Israeled

When someone (group) reclaims there home and/or property (this can include native languages), and revitalizes it. This occurs in spite of tremendous violence and/or targeting of the person (people).
The natives finally israeled their land.
by Shaylene January 8, 2024
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Israel

When you borrow someones property in order to claim it as your own
by iDontTrustYou June 10, 2024
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