Guy who gets up about 11 and settles on the patio overlooking the ocean, with his laptop, (in his terry-cloth robe). His 19-year-old assistant brings him a bloody Mary. He says "thanks" in a tone of benign abstraction while he scrolls through his portfolio.
I talked to my bathrobe investors and they had never heard of this guy so I figure he must be a fake.
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Tyler: You’re family tree LGBT.
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Matt: Your ancestors were incestors .
Tyler spontaneously combusts, his soul projects directly to the seventh ring of hell.
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