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If the shoe fits, wear it

When someone is being indirectly criticized or called out, "to whom it may concern".
Announcement: It has come to our attention that certain individuals have been browsing pornographic content using the business wi-fi, we needn't remind you that such behavior is prohibited.

John: Damn, I forgot to close out that Incognito web page before using the public wi-fi. "If the shoe fits, wear it", huh? I'm just glad they didn't call me out specifically lol.
by Zero Regrets October 5, 2018
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If Ben can do it, anyone can

A saying for motivational purposes.

If you know someone named ben and he can do something, everyone else probably can.
It's like they say, if Ben can do it, anyone can.
by Jamesisbadatsoccer November 3, 2020
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If _____ was a boy it would like other boys

When a certain thing or person acts in a gay fashion (slang: Stupid; Idiotic, Jose), this phrase can take the place of one such as "You are a gay fag."
If I said "You are a gay person," "If _____ was a boy it would like other boys," could be substituted instead. For example "If Pikachu were a boy it would like other boy Pikachus."
by Bik Valbordo December 24, 2007
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If you do not use a condom durring your sexual intercourse, you will "lock" due to the male circumcision wile having an orgasm and ejaculate all over the females uteris and get her pregnant threw SEVERE PAIN in the penis head.
FUCK, my father had me circumcised! I didn't know, I fuck some chick and "locked" inside her vagina and cummed,

I didn't use "IT" a condom, and now I lost "IT!" my freedom!!

now as a man I have to do things I have to do, even if I don't want to!!

I have to be a slave and take FINANCIAL care of some BABY cuz IM THE FATHER MAURY!!!!!

"If you don't use it, You will loose it."
by adof hitler July 7, 2009
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If you think about it

Something that welon for some reason says because its funny :)
"i mean if you think about it its true that the earth is flat"
- welon
by Auyen November 23, 2020
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If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion

A great catchphrase to say to your victims!
Victim "StOp YoUr HuRtInG mE!"

Hym "If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion! And he didn't say it did he? Are you God? So... No... Good suggestion though. But you're not God so I don't have to listen to you."
by Hym Iam March 27, 2023
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If The Kebab Is Good It’s Worth it

This is a saying used to describe not just kebab, but any choice in life that may be questionable, and is still worth it to do regardless of the consequence.
That kebab looks so good! It may give us food poisoning… but if the kebab is good it’s worth it!
by Harmonicole May 24, 2023
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