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Face Humper

A "Face Humper" is someone of low self esteem that only gets gratification from liking everything that someone else puts up on Facebook, usually extremely needy and annoying to boot.

Other forms of face humping include posting randomly shit comments on everyone's status's that to be quite frank should join the famous quote "if you haven't got anything good to say, don't say it"

These Face Humping low lives often like to get involved in others people shit without having anything to do with it often sparking arguments between people just to fulfil some part of their ultimately needy persona, in a way to feel in the crowd when they are so far outside the crowd they cant even realise that they have no life outside of Facebook.
A Face Humper would be that annoying person you cant even remember adding who likes and comments on everything you every put up on Facebook.
by ILiketurtles69er March 30, 2011
mugGet the Face Humpermug.

Ho Humper

1) someone who humps hoes in the backseat of his el camino
dude, that guy, he's such a ho humper, i saw her and jennifer in his el camino and they didn't get out for another 15 minutes
by Jimmy Metzger June 12, 2003
mugGet the Ho Humpermug.

Nut buster grill humper

When your so horny you fuck the shit out of a grill
Sadie gave me blue balls so I became a nut buster grill humper
by Jesse Hasty July 9, 2021
mugGet the Nut buster grill humpermug.

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.
That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.
by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016
mugGet the Dick Smoking Donkey Humpermug.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper

Someone who fornicates with purple flying monkeys. That have orginated from a very bad acid trip.
Dude, I thought I was humping the fuck out of a purple flying monkey last night.

Purple Flying Monkey Humper
by jacksalot July 12, 2009
mugGet the Purple Flying Monkey Humpermug.

couch humper

Did you hear Trump made that fucking hypocrite couch humper his running mate? Yeah I hope he’s prepared himself for the MAGA mob to pull him up on a noose.
by Yum yum police July 22, 2024
mugGet the couch humpermug.

Money humper

Someone that dedicates all his time, power and free time into work. Just to gain more and more money but then in the end never spend it. These people usually end up all alone and never get happy in life.
My son is such a money humper... i just wish he would find himself a good girl!
by txotumiii January 4, 2023
mugGet the Money humpermug.

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