Houston Texas

the armpit of texas

Houston Texas is home to the most underachieving national sports teams .

by ashesx June 20, 2016

skate scene houston

houston skate scene. with some sick ass kids shredding the parks and streets. fuck you we get gnar on skateboards.

skate scene houston bitches, WHAT!?

by htownbrah March 8, 2007

Houston

Nigga comes out of nowhere and rekts fuck nigga and takes yo hoes now a forgotten legend on kik

Houston was here(sesh)

by Sesh yo March 22, 2017

Houstoned

Pronouned: Hue - stoned.

Being wrongly accused by the police for carrying a firearm you have a permit for.

Jeremiah was houstoned when tackled from behind by police while he was dancing at a concert on the University Lawns. They believed he illegally carried a gun.

by Godfrey Bouillon June 13, 2007

Houston Bell Ringer

The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.

by Bellringer69 April 20, 2016

Houston

The most boring city to travel in the US. The only times Houston is on the news is when a chemical plant blows up or there's a Category 4 hurricane coming the way.
Despite how boring it is, it a great place to live. Cost of living is low, housing is dirt cheap, it is very diverse, and there are jobs everywhere. A ton of people from California moves to Houston to escape high cost of living and overly liberal policies

Person 1: Hey, I'm moving to Houston
Person 2: Nice! I bet you'll save like $10,000,000,000 by leaving California

by StormBread September 2, 2020

houston high

this is the richest ghetto school you will encounter. the rich germantown whities tryna act black all the mf time and this where all the plugs at. houston is a good school academic wise but DAYUM THESE KIDS DUMB AF.

oh she go to houston high? ew lol

by cancellationbitch August 29, 2021