The Houdini

When you are doing it doggy-style, you spit on her back, so she thinks you came then you pull it out and when she turns around blow it in her face, raise your hands and say "Houdini"

The Houdini - the master of deception

by harvey hungwell August 5, 2008

The Houdini

When your having sex with a woman from the back and she is facing a window; you then quietly switch with another man without her knowing. This ultimately ends off on you revealing yourself on the other side of the window only to have the woman question who is in back of her.

Jerry tried to spice up his relationship with Jannis last night by trying The Houdini; lets just say they will be in court early next month.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Houdini

An epic album by the American rock band the Melvins. Released in 1993, it contains memorable tracks such as "Night Goat" and "Honey Bucket".

"My brain nearly exploded while listening to Houdini one night"

by Iamamazon June 26, 2009

Houdini's Breakfast

A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)

Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"

Female: "Yes! What will we have?"

Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"

by Skistin October 16, 2008

The Houdinni

The act of performing doggy style to a woman who is blind folded , while a friend hides somewhere in the room, and half way through you switch with your friend, and leave the room or house and stand infront of the window and wave to the girl as your friend unties the blindfold.

Suzie was humiliated after Mike and Steve perfomed "The Houdinni," on her.

by Kevin Burns June 9, 2004

Houdeshell

only the coolest people and the biggest bad-asses have this last name

Hey, who's that bad-ass over there?
Oh, he's a Houdeshell for sure.

by Houdy 66 March 17, 2009

Houdini

When you and your fiance are having having anal sex in view of a window. What happens is that you pull out quick and smoothly and have a friend quietly pull in to your fiance's vagina. Then what you do is that you go outside to the window where you can see your fiance having sex and you knock on the window and wave. Meanwhile, your partner is about to ejaculate, but before he does, he pulls out and quietly spits on your fiance's back, tricking her into thinking that he has fully came. Then when she turns around to see who the mysterious man that was fucking her, he blows his semen in her eyes, denying her of finding out who was having sex with her. Then when she goes to the bathroom sink, continue to give her anal sex in front of the mirror and when you are finishing, yell "HOUDINI!" and pull back hard on her hair.

Eric: That was the most perfect Houdini ever!
Tom: Yeah, but doesn't make you sad that my fiance is no longer my fiance?

by Retarded Trollbang November 3, 2012