houdinni

While in the doggie style position you spit on the girls back . This will fool her into thinking that you just came on her . When she turns around you blow your load in her face.

Hey Jeff sorry but last night while you were asleep I showed your wife what a houdinni was.

by Patty k April 16, 2006

Houdinni

When a womans breasts appear to be of a large size, but when one attempts to fondle or grab them they promptly dissappear into the chest. (eg. filled with air)

Billy and Sally were under the slide at the play ground. As Billy attempted to go to second base he encountered a Houdinni!

by Danny C February 4, 2003

The Houdinni

(For the males) The act of, while in the doggy style position; to stop, spit on the partners back and pretend like u finished, when the partner turns around to show there happyness of the love making, the male proceeds to ejaculate on the womens face and then laugh.....also see bukkakee

when joe was in the hotel room he did the houdinni and bukkakeed all over jamies face

by pinto joe pa February 3, 2003

The Houdinni

The act of performing doggy style to a woman who is blind folded , while a friend hides somewhere in the room, and half way through you switch with your friend, and leave the room or house and stand infront of the window and wave to the girl as your friend unties the blindfold.

Suzie was humiliated after Mike and Steve perfomed "The Houdinni," on her.

by Kevin Burns June 9, 2004

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

Houdini poop

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.

Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."

by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015

self houdini

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.

"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"

by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017