Hoof draggin bitch

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.

That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.

by Urban observer September 17, 2019

Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof November 1, 2015

Hoof

The worst/best possible outcome for anything.

The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.

by Cleatus Titson August 5, 2021

dutch hoof

A larger than life’s lady’s hairy poonani

She had a very nice Dutch hoof

by Loolou99 January 19, 2018

cleft hoof

the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.

"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"

by 2 smoking reels March 23, 2010

HOOF NUMBER

The number on a horses hoof in a burning witch fire.

Burning horses hoof numbers is illigal in a witch fire.

by VINCENT JOHNSON November 9, 2007

Boot-hoof

Bringing the fury...kicking some major ace if youre swiffin.

Man ya'll betta shut the fuck up before I boot-hoof you outa dis place.

by Stevie Y July 3, 2005