Homer-sapien

This is the most intelligent creature to ever exsist, it’s origin is from a Fatass Simpson fan, and a giant pink glazed doughnut with rainbow sprinkles

Bro this kid is better than ninja at fortnite kid 2: he’s a homer-sapien

by XxloganPaulerSlayerxX June 9, 2018

Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.

Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner

by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020

Hamper Camper

A panty sniffer. Typically a male but there are wonderful female panty sniffers. A hamper camper is a fervent sniffer of soiled and dirty undergarments. He/she is found digging through clothes hampers in search of an intoxicating fix to their olfactory craving. He/she is also found rummaging through soiled laundry bags and baskets at laundromats and laundry rooms at communal living facilities and usually absconds with their unearthed treasures.

I walked in my room and my brother’s friend had his nose buried in the gusset of a pair of my soiled panties. What a hamper camper.

I dropped my basket at the laundry room. I came back and a hamper camper had apparently taken two pairs of my panties. I hope he/she enjoys the one pair that had the skid marks. I wasn’t feeling well that day.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

island hopper

A woman who teases many men by flirting with them and not making up her mind as to who she likes.

"Hey! She was just flirting with me yesterday!"..."Yea dude she's an island hopper."

by W1LDC4RD October 15, 2006

Sweaty Homer

After a session of passion, putting a donut around your penis for dessert!

The sex was great, and the Sweaty Homer afterward was AMAZING! We had sprinkles.

by ScoJo December 19, 2008

Spot Hopper

1. A person who can never stay at one locale for an evening.

2. A drug dealer who changes your decided upon meeting location frequently.

Guy One: This party is so sick! I'm glad we got here just in time. Let's get some punch!

Guy Two: Yeah, this has been pretty cool. Wanna hit up Peter's now?

Guy One: It's been six minutes...

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Dealer: Alright, so the parking lot behind the school.

Customer: Okay, see you there.

Dealer: Actually, how's the BK by the movie theater?

Customer: That's fine. So I'll see you-

Dealer: Aaactually, let's just do this at the-

Customer: PICK A GODDAMN SPOT, you spot hopper!

by Call Me Email January 18, 2010

Poodle-Hopper

1. (noun) a large cart with wheels used for moving single or multiple poodles from one location to another

Cornelius: "Stanley, play time is over, will you bring the Poodle-Hopper into the rumpus room?"

Stanley: "Yes, immediately, sir"

by WC-surfarmer April 24, 2010