Take the hobbits to isenguard

Noun - (To) take the Hobbits to Isenguard means either
1) To take a shit in a toilet
2) To make love, get laid. Usually, vaginal intercourse is the main method of penetration while taking the hobbits to Isenguard. The love-making session is usually sustained over a longer period of time.

1)
"Awh, man, BRB, I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard."

2)
Sam: "What are you doing this evening, Gerry?"
Gerry: "I'm going to take the hobbits to Isenguard tonight with Cass."
Sam: "Niiiiiiice."

by The Third Monkey August 16, 2011

Hobbit

Someone like a Iven from the Hague. It’s a person that is fat/skinny and has big hairy feet. He/she sometimes goes to the gym but does al the exercises wrong, and is on his phone all the time while you need that exercise.

Look at that guy exercising wrong. Yeah he is such a hobbit.

Get your lazy ass from the couch and go to the gym! Or do you wanna stay hobbit?

by The Habit killer November 24, 2021

hobbition

A place were the hobbits live and farm, there smoke (weed). thats what it is

"the hobbits are in the field gettin fried in hobbition

by frodo the great January 11, 2009

Hobbit

A race in J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth storys that is prone to alcoholism and pot smoking. This choice of lifestyle has resulted in them to have stunted growth. The majority of them are farmers due to the need to satisfy their enormous appetites due to their enormous pot smoking habits. Was originally from munchkin land but exiled by Glenda to the shire due to their addictive habits. Hobbits that incur enormous debts are promptly sold into slavery to Hogwarts Wizarding Academy to work as house elves or to Willy Wonka to work in his chocolate factory.

Hey man! I can score some dank old toby from a Hobbit in Michel Delvin.

by sicmyduck June 27, 2019

Hobbit There And Back Again

When he cums in her mouth so deep the sperm goes up her nose, but then she starts laughing and swallows it back.

Last night i got a blowjob so hot that my girl went Hobbit There And Back Again in the end.

by Gandalf's Rod December 15, 2018

reverse hobbit

To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.

If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.

by penelope pythagorus October 4, 2016

Hobbit

Our dear friend Hobbit, the undisputed king of backgammon mishaps, has somehow managed to forge a legendary career without ever troubling the scorers—or a trophy shelf. Known for his awe-inspiring ability to lose 80 points in a single evening at the St Albans Backgammon Club, Hobbit approaches each Tuesday like a man walking into battle armed only with a damp breadstick. His infamous fallout with the UK Backgammon Federation—sparked by a minor YouTube video that he insists was a “targeted psychological attack”—remains a mystery to most, including the Federation themselves. Temperamental as a cat in a rainstorm, Hobbit is convinced that backgammon boards are rigged, dice are cursed, and that the entire club meets weekly just to spite him. Yet, despite his flawless record of defeat, he bravely returns each week… presumably in search of the one cube he hasn’t managed to misplay yet.

+Tom is such a sore loser! He never wins anything and constantly moans over the dice and looks up in the sky whenever he rolls an anti joker. He’s a clown.

- tell me about it! He’s such a Hobbit!

by Sheshbesh May 14, 2025