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AP World History

A ridiculously hard class that you have to endure lack of sleep, shitty grades, and a teacher that gives you notes and notecards expecting you to write at a college level... Even though your only a SOPHMORE!! More often than note these teachers have issues with people having any type of fun (yes even sleep) and think that the definition of Ap World History on urban dictionary is funny. DO NOT TAKE THIS CLASS!!!
Mrs.Skavarla Is A Horrible AP World History Teacher -_-
DONT TAKE THIS CLASS!!
by DOWORK! February 13, 2013
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Historia

Historia, a girl that would do anything to bring her lover back from the dead, her lovers name is ymir.
"Who's that simp?"
"Thats just historia."
by MisterPickle193 December 29, 2020
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A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has TGKOEJIFG )YJOHBJERMPHGGOKJMHK<YUBSDRF
by keppp May 13, 2021
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Canadian History

When a man engages in a sexual act with a bull moose. The man will attempt to insert the moose's antlers in his anal cavity while drinking Grey Goose vodka out of the Stanley Cup.
Dude, after watching the Colbert Report I totally did some Canadian History. It was wicked awesome!
by S.M.Xiong24 February 4, 2010
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Orwellian Historian

Someone who erases the past to fit their vision of the present. From the George Orwell novel '1984'.
Why dwell on your sad childhood memories? Just have a orwellian historian take your unhappy pictures and home movies and have them destroyed. Then you block them out of your mind for good.
by Stephan Smolka January 12, 2009
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Advanced Placement World History

An advanced high school course designed in order to make otherwise average high school students have nervous breakdowns before or during their sophomore year.
Although AP World History was hard, I sustained no permanent dain bramage.
by Brian December 16, 2003
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History of Canada

A depraved sexual act symbolically representing Canada's place in the world, in which one person, representing Canada is put on a loose leash by a Queen, while being simultaneously ejaculated and defecated on from their mate below.

The resulting act is known throughout the world for both it's difficulty, humility, and the passive aggressive submissiveness of it's protagonist.
We decided to spice up our sex life by doing the History of Canada. It was very strange doing the History of Canada for the first time. As the man underneath kept rolling over to defecate or continue coitis depending on which was more urgent. Meanwhile a man with a lisp holding a leash giggled and commented from several feet away.
by JustinSeseSeko February 9, 2010
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