Helen Parkhurst

Worst school in the world. Full of people who think they're gangster but if someone threatens them they already go to the police. There are three groups there, 036'rs ( fake gangsters ), Emo's and the Nazi's and all of them suck equally.
Food is also overpriced and even the teachers want to quit.

Joe: "Damn that girl is kinda cute"

Luc: "Dude, don't bother, she goes to Helen Parkhurst."

by ihaveterminalcancer March 31, 2022

Helen Network

When a person knows sooo many people that their comments on insta are always blowing up. They know/are acquaintances with so many people who can boost their ego and hype them up.

Person 1: Damn Maria has over 70 comments on her recent insta post she must feel 12/10 rn. Shawtys got the Helen network.

Person 2: See, being to the left won’t hold you back in life!

by Rinara Batista February 4, 2021

Helen and Ivan

This phrase will invoke fear into the minds of any Primary 6 (A 12 year old) who has ever attempted this dangerous question because of how ridiculously difficult it is (MOE pls don't sue me)

Here's the question:

Helen and Ivan had the same number of coins. Helen had a number of 50-cent coins and 64 20-cent coins.

These coins had a mass of 1.134 kg.
Ivan had a number of 50-cent coins and 104 20-cent coins.
Question 1: Who has more money in coins and by how much?
Question 2: Given that each 20-cent coin is 2.7 g heavier than 50 cent coin, what’s the mass of Ivan’s coins in kg (kilograms)?

Teacher: Ok guys lets try this question!
Students: *Sees Helen and Ivan in the question*
Students: *Faints*
Students: I HATE MATH

by ItsTigerrr September 21, 2023

Rose-Helene

Very hot person, always the prettiest in the room.

Hot person : Look, it’s Rose-Helene!
Hot person 2: Rose-Helene is hotter then me!

by lebelrosehelen November 26, 2021

Helen Kellered

When three bros ejaculate in a girls eyes, ears, and mouth, leaving her blind, deaf, and dumb.

Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!

by Laura Wynn February 24, 2011

Helen Special

When a person takes a shit and then proceeds to wipe it on the wall and leaves it for an unsuspecting person to clean it up. Its called the Helen special cause you don't see or hear it until its on the wall a la Helen Keller.

Man I stayed at this hotel last night and someone left a Helen Special for the house keepers this morning in the public bathroom.

by Barney Cannon June 10, 2009

Helen Keller

To Helen Keller something:
An act of groping blindly to identify something or someone.

Guy1: So she left early why?
Guy2: I was half asleep and hungover and didn't remember who she was, so I Helen Kellered her face, and poked her in the eye by accident.

by JohnChisom88 October 29, 2010