International Time to have sex

The international time to have sex is 7:40

If the time hits 7:40, its the international time to have sex

by hoygs January 18, 2009

Should have gone to Specsavers

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"

person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*

by Scott2357 October 5, 2016

to have a parsnip

Something that gives you much happiness. Could allude to something unconventional as a source of happiness, since parsnips are rather under appreciated vegetables

Or, it could just be a totally nonsensical statement

1: Well, I'm perfectly content with life right now.
2: How so?
1: I have a parsnip.
2: ...What?
1: To have a parsnip is all I've ever wanted.
2: ...What?

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by JJars August 19, 2009

pleasure to have in class

What a teacher writes on your report card if she knew you were gay but you and/or your parents likely didn't yet.

"He was a pleasure to have in class."

by Otnobor January 30, 2023

To Have Tings

A Jamaican term for making out and or sexual acts.
Usually used when the participants are not together or in a relationship.

"Omg,adam and i were going to have tings at the party yesterday!"

by Deecey September 17, 2007

If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

This definition is so dumb, so if they approve it, then the website has probably gone to shit

Man, If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

by Username 1552 October 24, 2019

Girls Just Want to Have Fun

A classic song by female rock artist Cyndi Lauper. Unfortunately, it did overshadow the rest of her career. Cyndi Lauper wrote a ton of better songs.

Oh, and fuck the Miley Cyrus cover.

'Girls just want to have fun' is now a common saying among young women.

by Black_Spade February 26, 2009