Hardover

When two guys are having sex and the ball slapping is so intense it leaves welts on the recieving ends gooch.

After looking at the marks on his gooch in the mirror, Tim realized that he had his first hardover with Todd.

by Coy Peterson June 11, 2005

Hardee

an adjective describing the most annoying man you work with. the person that makes you dread coming to work and hates every second of being in the same work place as him. He is super talented at interrupting conversations with his nonsense bullshit that he believes is important. The guy that everyone makes fun of for his funny looks, big head, and or awkwardly grown mustache that looks super ridiculous on his face. Also, he is the creeper that loves creeping on the new girls that comes into work and could also possibly creep on any girl he meets, attractive or not. He is pessimistic and can never be wrong. Basically, he is the worst person you can imagine.

Did you see that new 2nd Class Petty Officer that joined our squadron? Man, he is a hardee.

Did you see that girl that went missing a few days ago? Well apparently she killed herself because of that hardee she worked with.

Fuck hardee.

by Hardee's mother July 23, 2011

James Harden

Example for joke.

Dontai: hey man, I just saw a picture with Lil Baby and James… James… uhhh.. the basketball player..
YourRage: James Harden?
Dontai: Harden this dick in yo mouth HAHAHAAH GOTTEM

by Guh uh uhhhhhhhh August 23, 2021

Hardened Criminal

A drug dealer that used to sell marijuana, cocaine, or other recreational drugs and got older and now sells Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra to his erectionally challenged customers.

Dude my dope dealer turned into a Hardened Criminal on me and I can't get the chronic weed anymore!

by Turdpiper August 30, 2013

hardestship

A really hard situation that is harder than any other problems ever encountered. A much more difficult circumstance than a hardship, which is more painful than just a plain difficult situation.

1 - "Man, dating 5 girls at a time is the hardestship I've ever had!"
2- "Your Public Speaking final might be hard, but that Calculus final will be the hardestship you'll ever face!"

by austinhaws December 20, 2008

HARDET

When someone is saying something gay or as a joke they will type this but intending to write "harder" or people who just type in caps a lot

"YES DADDY HARDET"

by Emir July 31, 2016

hardened flamer

When a girl is giving head with a mouth full of hot-sauce.

"Dude, she gave me a hardened flamer, it hurt like hell, but it was amazing.

by Apiwith March 14, 2017