left-handed handy 

the most prestigious type of hand job

Last night my hable suddenly escaladed into a left-handed handy, which brought me to tears.

left-handed handy by Bruce Goosen August 10, 2006

mellow handy 

to give a male a smooth, mellow, handjob.

my girlfriend gave me a mellow handy under the table during thanksgiving dinner.

mellow handy by jack bender May 30, 2006

Take 'er Handy 

An Irish farewell which implies that the recipient should have a safe journey, stayed relaxed, take care, not strain themselves and if at all possible be drunk.

Fonsie: " Are ye away sir?"

Sham: " Aye, I hiddy go get the wee john deere for tey pull the oul massey outta the shuck at the top a the far field. Bastard"

Fonsie: "Take 'er handy"

Take 'er Handy by jimjamjames December 27, 2008

highway handy 

A handjob given to the driver of a car on the highway. Best if done at night to avoid onlookers, but truckers will see you anyway.

We did not have anything to do for the 5 hour drive home, so I convinced my girl to give me a highway handy. It killed some time, but now we have to clean the steering wheel.

highway handy by Raptor1 January 30, 2007

self handy 

a way of saying masturbation

My roommate is gone, now is the perfect time for a self handy.

self handy by T Rex February 4, 2008

Slam Handy 

When Slam Allen gets a hand job on stage.

“Yo man, you see Slam get his cock pulled on stage?”
“hell yeah, shits a Slam Handy"

Slam Handy by MaximusNY May 27, 2017

Abominable Road Handy 

When you are driving when it is cold out, have your passenger hold their hand out the window until it gets numb and then give you an Abominable Road Handy. Or do it to yourself...

It's like 30F out there! Stick your hand out the window for a bit so you can give me an Abominable Road Handy

Abominable Road Handy by scrappy-don't May 18, 2011