hammer hoe 

a female that is extremely, severely unattractive 2. a female who has had a horrible day, week, etc. and looks as if somebody just beat her ass with a hammer. butter head

Dam, homie look at dat hammer hoe!

hammer hoe by Chyra B. February 17, 2009

Hammer Bag 

To be used in reference to a douche bag when profanity may be inappropriate due to the presence of a lady, authority figure, or actual bag of douche.

Billy is such a hammer bag because he didn't come meet us at the party like he said he would.

Hammer Bag by Adam The Duke September 19, 2006

Hammer Faced 

A combination of 'hammered' and 'shit-faced' used to describe an unusually high level of intoxication. Typically used by college students on weekends to describe their inebriated state.

"Yo, Frank was so hammer faced last night he passed out in the snow bank."

Hammer Faced by claylovesmen July 24, 2008

Hammer of Thor 

When in an argument or meeting, taking a shit in your hand and slamming it down on the table as you say your point. Argument over, meeting adjourned.

Man, Sam really put down the Hammer of Thor in that meeting.

Hammer of Thor by jakal03 August 15, 2012

Hammer of Thor 

It is where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner with it.

"Man, all these sex positions are getting boring. I'm gonna try the Hammer of Thor."

Hammer of Thor by DCexcel January 6, 2010

Hammer Hawker 

A male or female who simply stares at the cotch of another male, the worst cases are when a person "zones" out and crotch gazes for several seconds or when you are in a bathroom while another man stares directly at your hammer.
it is not easy to catch a Hammer Hawker because many people engage in the activity.

Women are also engaging in this new activity also reffering to it as sizing the man... the larger the bulge = the larger the hammer.

" Hey man i swear that chick over there is a Hammer Hawker she keeps staring at my knob."

" What a fucking Hammer Hawker that guy is."

" I can't believe i just cock gazed, you don't have to tell me... i know i'm a Hammer Hawker."

"Hey! Quit Hawking my Hammer."

Sarah-" Omg look at the size of the bulge on that man"
Juilie-"Oh Sarah your such a Hammer Hawker."

"Holy shit you zoned out hardcore bro you Hammer Hawked for at least 30 seconds you fag."

Hammer Hawker by H/H King March 1, 2010

hammer-licker

Someone who likes to lick hammers: i.e. dicks, i.e. anyone you particularly don't like or is a complete "tool"...can also be used in the abbreviated form "hammer" which means the same thing to those who are familiar with the term.

Michael J Hoke is a hammer-licker extraordinaire... What does he want to do, lick your hammer? What a hammer-licker... Lawrence is such a hammer...

hammer-licker by Ian Webster March 26, 2008