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Tyler haas

Tyler haas should not be trusted around girls. Especially Ones that are drunk or sleeping

Tyler haas has a past record of molesting Sleeping/drunk girls

If you see Tyler haas you should call crime stoppers on 0800 555 111
Don’t leave Jessica around Tyler haas while she’s sleeping. He might try Molest Her.
by adam smith April 11, 2019
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Zen Haan

Someone who you absolutely hate and would do anything to rid him from this world, always thinks he's funny and shows off his richness, his friends are probably with him so they can kill him and steal his stuff when he becomes rich. He is the type of guy to go through a whole day with a girl and still get friend-zoned. He is cocky and thinks too highly of himself. Hopefully he finds this and be more like his friend Matthew.
I hate you, you're SUCH a zen haan.
by asdfghjkl777 May 13, 2020
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Haaww

An expression of excitement, sexual arousal, pleasure, joy, usually spoken with a great amount of energy. Thought to be of South African origin, with possible Indian influence.
"That llama excites me, haaww!"
"Did you see that llama? Haaww!"
"I saw a llama today!! Haaww!"
"You're a sexy llama, haaww"

In cases of extreme excitement, the number of a's and w's can be extended and drawn-out longer, e.g. "OH MY GOD THAT LLAMA CAN TALK!! HAAAAAAWWW!!!"
by Weebag August 3, 2010
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Häagen-Dizaster

Describes an unplanned catastrophy whereby you are asked to hold a tub of luxury ice-cream (any flavour) whilst receiving a mind-blowing pleasuring of the oral variety....

...once regaining consciousness, you realise you are lying in pool of "gelato"....and it aint man-goo!!!!

No...it's a fcuking Häagen-Dizaster!!!
Friend: What's your favourite flavour of ice-cream dude?

You: Well it was brandy butter until we had a Häagen-Dizaster the other night. Great BJ though!!!
by Rufus the Gyp November 30, 2010
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Erling the robot haaland

He is a robot who came from Germany also he is Norwegian and he is blue just like his dad and scores loads on loads of goals.
Erling the robot Haaland has scored 353467349 goals this minute.
by Erling Mbappaypal Mbappe February 11, 2023
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haapanen

1. The HOTTEST runner in central massachusetts
2. A play on words "clever" guys try to use when talking to Laura
1.OMG I WISH I LOOKED LIKE LAURA HAAPANEN
2. Hey girl, whats haapanen?
by speedy February 19, 2005
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What happens when you get a dick up the ass when you were trying to laugh.
Gay dude: *sticks dick in ass while guy is trying to laugh
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by iuvgiufyurdtfkjghj December 13, 2017
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