Hortonesque

A person who has horton like qualities.

Guy1: Oh she is one fat mofo
Guy2: Yeah mate, she is very hortonesque
Guy1: Id love to bang her
Guy2: More cushion for the pushin!

Guy1: Arr yeah!

by clareabelle June 20, 2011

The Stapleton Hormone

Usually triggered by the cancerous sound of Chris Stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. Eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying homocide would be.

Tennessee Whiskey? Yeah I choked my cousin Bobby Joe last week while listening to that song. The police let me off the hook when I told them I just had a high concentration of The Stapleton Hormone in my brain.

by It’s the sweet 1 May 16, 2018

Hormones

loud noises that a whore makes while having sex; can also be annoying noises a girl makes

dang dude i hate it when we stay in these bad hotels because we always hear hormones.

by Christian Harper February 1, 2008

hortology

that aspect of botany that treats of gardening.

He is a gardener and so he is supposed to have at least a smattering of hortology.

by uttam maharjan October 10, 2010

Holton-Arms

Seems nice, but they really need to work on their reputation as a school.

Girl 1: Oh my god where does that girl go to school?
Girl 2: Holton-Arms

by asdfghnj, October 6, 2012

hormone

A sound your mom makes.

Did you hear your mom's hormone in the next room last night?

by Mmcc11 November 12, 2010

raging hormones

worst band ever, full of cockmongers. i compare them to a big pile of shit. because they suck. commonly referred to as the "raging homos"

dude 1:man did you hear the raging hormones?They sucked worse than your mum did last night!
dude 2: who the fuck are they?

by joseph October 6, 2004