Hawaiian mural

When a dude pulls out and ejaculates on the partner's back

I tried to give my girlfriend a Hawaiian mural last night but she said there was no way.

by JangleFett January 4, 2016

Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.

“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”

by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022

Hawaiian pipeline

A frozen banana used for purposes to promote sexual pleasure to oneself or to another by inserting into ones body.

1. "I added bananas to the grocery shopping list so we can try the Hawaiian pipeline tonight"

2. Husband asks: "What's for dessert , hun?"

Wife Replies" "Hawaiian pipelines!"

by BrandyWegal1006 September 6, 2017

Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo

It’s a sandwich you eat while riding a hippo with your lover scissoring each other but they are over 400 pounds and this act is illegal if not done only on Christmas with a strap on and a banana peel going into the hippos ass

Have you every tried the Hawaiian Lesbian Hippo with Hannah.

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

Hawaiian Wolf

A male born on the Island of Maui on the night of the Fire Moon. Gifted by God 1/2 man 1/2 sexy beast. Pursued by many women his mind stays focused on keeping the balance in the cosmos. An unbreakable spirt, his undying love for Aureanna his only weakness.

Ex.1
"When Sharknado was about to fuck shit up the Hawaiian Wolf came and beat that Sharknado ass."
Ex.2

Woman1 "that Hawaiian Wolf guy is the sexiest man I've ever seen!"

Woman2 "I wish I were Aureanna so I could have myself some Wolf Dick"

Woman1 "I heard he transforms back and forth when he cums"

Woman2 "I want puppies!"

by GoodJuJus December 28, 2014

Hawaiian Waterboarding

The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.

1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024

Hawaiian Aloha

Oral; sloppy toppy

"Wow I can go for a Hawaiian Aloha right now."

by Officer Willia March 8, 2022