hawaiian bacon

Spam meat, typically fried
What is in the Spam Musubi?

Oh nori, rice, and Hawaiian bacon
by Pringal Jugar March 11, 2021
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Hawaiian Firework

/həˈwīən/ˈfī(ə)rˌwərk/

(N.) When a New Years Eve partier blows a paper horn at a fellow partier’s face, and that someone is soo intoxicated that they projectile vomit into the paper horn; the paper horn player then proceeds to vomit back through the paper horn onto the original vomiter.
1. Did you see Amanda get hit with that Hawaiian Firework last night? Oh yeah, happy New Year, buddy.
by Stopmakingparanormalactivities January 06, 2018
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Hawaiian Gerard

King of the Virgins, grabber of the ankles, connoisseur of Hawaiian cock and Inland Empire anus. His vertical jump is second only to his micropenis in size. He is well-versed in Grant, ignorant in sports, and severely allergic to girls.
You better teach your kid some game and sports, you don't want him turning into Hawaiian Gerard.

I got a case of the Hawaiian Gerard, I spent all night with a girl and didn't get any except this allergic response when I got to close to her.
by BigMelly October 07, 2021
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Hawaiian Slurpee

The act of pouring local Hawaiian pineapple juice into the vagina then sipping it out with a turtle safe straw.
Guy: Babe, I'm really craving pineapple and sex right now.
Girl: well let me lay down and you can try a Hawaiian slurpee.
by Islandfukking April 26, 2021
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