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hamilton park montessori school

The town shithole. We got the annoying kids, and not much else. We all hate it here and the teachers are ass other than one. We all cant wait to leave. It was good until 5th grade.
Im finnaly leaving hamilton park montessori school lets fucking goo
by Idontfixk October 17, 2023
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Hamilton Kid

The kid who went to the Hamilton Township schools (Southeastern Columbus). You either ended up fulfilling your goals that they shoved down your throat since you were in intermediate school or you completely fell off the map.

This school was known for having a TON of military kids/family and being in the news or local gossip for some CRAZY stuff, such as when the high school superintendent got caught with crack and everyone knows about what happened with the band director.
When school started back up, you dreaded the band playing on full blast at 7 o clock in the morning and having your classes close together was a blessing unless you wanted to reach your goal of 10,000 steps a day. nobody knows why they wanted us to have lunch at 11am. At some point you thought green and gold was an ugly color combination. You know at least one person that rang the bell in the courtyard and got in trouble for it. You don't know how to explain to someone that you're surrounded by cornfields but can see the downtown skyline from the library. and you really miss either the breakfast pizza or those dry ass spicy chicken sandwiches.
"where did you go to school?"
"oh I was a Hamilton kid."
typical responses
1.) "where's that at?"
2.) "how are you not institutionalized"
3.) " oh yeah, I heard about your band director, superintendent, principal, science teacher, etc etc etc"
by AlhareHopkins April 28, 2024
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Gorgeous hood musical written by Russian.

Hamilton is me (Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila).

Story about decolonization, ending Caucsian Priveleged, racism and cultural appropriation.

Story of how I will necome the first hood baby of color to escape slavery, first rapper of color, first judge of color, first president of color. First baby to make my own country, and get to torture Caucasian colonizers snd force them to appear in rapd and songs that make fun of and degrade Caucasiand.

What's interesting is that the irrelevant Caucasianas are only part of the story because of their Caucaaian privelehes.

"And now I'm the villain in their history..
You have no control who lives, who dies, who tells your story". 2 villains with Kaukasians Priveleged.

"The word got around, this kid is insane!"- yes dats right, lil Miss Hood Baby Mila. ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‡๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿง™๐Ÿฝ โ™‚๏ธ
Hamilton ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฅ‡๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ is a gorgeous musical, which is about Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila story. All about ending racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and Caucaisn Priveleged.

"WILL THEY KNOW WHAT YOU OVERCAME?

WILL THEY KNOW HOW YOU CHANGED THE GAME?"

Look like they already do.
Hamilton ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒโœŒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ’ป is a gorgeous, perfect musical. All about America's first president of color, and the formation of a functioning and productive nation.
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Hamilton Bitch

A male history teacher's least favorite type of student. They don't know anything about history outside of a vague outline of the American Revolution, which is informed entirely by the very warped and skewed perspective of Hamilton, which blackwashes and idolizes the founders, despite them being slave owners in real life, and not being very nice people in general. They are constantly raising their hands during lessons and interrupting to comment that X thing was in Hamilton, or to ask confusedly about something else that wasn't in Hamilton. Female history teachers were once Hamilton Bitches, and therefore are usually sympathetic to them, but are generally more sobered by age. Hamilton Bitches are commonly spotted on Tumblr, where they make horrible ship content and hideous abominations like Thomas Jefferson Miku Binder, which was universally reviled by the left and right.
That Hamilton bitch won't stop pointing out how the American revolution is literally Hamilton.
by Janos Lajos von Neumann December 8, 2025
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Alexander Hamilton

Alexander Hamilton is a rare bird of prey. Unlike other species, Such as the Aaron Burr for example who is willing to wait for it until his food comes along, The Alexander Hamilton is certainly not throwing away his shot. In fact, he states this phrase multiple times per day. As relentless as the Alexander Hamilton may be, he is still loving and caring. This bird is especially known to have no chill at all.
You: "SHIT! I think there's a wild Alexander Hamilton chasing me!
Alexander Hamilton: "I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SHOT!"
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Joseph G Hamilton

When you falsey avoid the military and have no ID to prove it
Now i wouldnt want to be a Joseph G Hamilton now would it
by Joseph Greenwood January 20, 2022
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Alexander Hamilton

A bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by providence impoverished in qualor grew up to be a hero and a scholar.

The ten dollar founding father without a father got a lot farther by working alot harder by being alot smater by being a self starter by 14, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And everyday while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up inside he was longing for something to be a part of, the brother was ready to beg steal, borrow or barter.

Then a hurricane came and devastation regined, he saw his future drip drippin down the drain, put a pencil to his temple connected it to his brain, he wrote his first refrain a testament to his pain

Well the word got around they said, this kid is insane man took up a collection just to send him to the mainland, get your education dont forget from whence you came, and the world is gonna know your name whats your name man?
Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton. And there's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you wait.
by Memelord69skrapapa December 10, 2017
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