guard-core

A mockery of "hardcore" defined as a member of the National Guard (typically, though not necessarily a Guard Bum) who has served six years or more without a combat deployment, avoids deployments, or always seems to end up with cushy missions to Europe, the Baltic, or Central America. A Guard-Core Soldier or Airman is usually seen decked-out in more gear than necessary, is typically overly enthusiastic given his/her limited experiences, and frequently incorporates recruiting paraphernalia into his/her daily civilian wardrobe.

"Sergeant X is pretty Guard-Core considering he is overweight, has made a twenty year career out of the Guard and his only time spent overseas was that two-week trip to Latvia. Where does he get all those National Guard polo shirts? Why hasn't he gone to Iraq like the rest of the National Guard?"

by Russellmania November 3, 2007

Guardiola

a place off the coast of Spain that is known by its conquer of Sargeant Iola.

Last summer I went to Guardiola

by Lass March 1, 2007

sneeze guard

Glass or plastic panels in buffet restaurants that prevent nasal and oral excretions from being deposited in the food. The sneeze guard prevents the spread of disease.

The food at the dinner party was delicious, but there were no sneeze guards.

I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.

by yes juanito yes December 12, 2014

prison guard

A sex position where the man holds the woman's hands behind her back while standing from behind during sex. For a more realistic approach hand cuffs and or zip ties can be added.

"Man I went home with that girl last night and things almost got illegal. I had to hand cuff and prison guard that bitch."

by Cheesy McPots December 21, 2013

Guardian

One chosen by a goddess to serve as her protector. Guardians normally are known to have great powers witch is necessary to protect the goddess from all who would want to cause her harm. It is common for a guardian to fall in love with their charge making the link between them stronger.

Rex Quicksilver was Chosen by the earth goddess Nayru to be her Guardian and protect her from the humans who want her dead...

by Xellos The Rouge Priest December 21, 2008

Color Guardy

An amazingly talented person who can twirl, spin, consecutive, drop spin, and toss anything they want to.

Look at that awesome Color Guardy tossing a quad with her sabre@#$*

by Dot1470 May 23, 2004

Guard Bum

One whose employement is generally more than the mandatory one-weekend-a-month, but less than a full-time employee of the National Guard. Guard Bums are sometimes students and can find enough money to get by working several days a month or periodically attending extra military courses for the Guard.

When asked what he does for a living, John replied "I'm just a Guard Bum until the next deployment comes along."

by Russellmania November 3, 2007