Poop guilt

An animal or human that feels terrible about where he or she as shit. Ex. Floor, table, pants
Poor Max was overwhelmed with poop guilt after he shit on the floor again.
by Pete's ass stinks! April 04, 2018
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pub guilt

The feeling when you've doggedly pursued a healthy lifestyle (for 1 day-forever) and then your work pals invite you for an afterwork drink... and you realise one pint will ruin everything.
Internal monologue: I really want to go out and have fun but I'm already feeling pub guilt - an internal dreading of huge amounts of calories and naughty additives that will ruin my attempts at being healthy.

I'll just go home - can't face the pub guilt.

I can't come out - I'm going to the gym. Best to avoid the pub guilt.
by @loraleopard April 24, 2016
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guilt queen

A girl/woman who uses guilt to get her friends to succumb to her wishes. Said girl/woman uses this power extensively, especially with her male friends.
What a guilt queen!
by GuiltTripped November 15, 2010
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edit guilt

The guilt you feel from amassing terabytes of video footage from your video camera (GoPro) and then hiding it away from the world because you’re a lazy, worthless, procrastinating human being who wants the final edit to be perfect for your three youtube subscribers.
“Hey Scott, are you bringing your GoPro On our road trip?”
“No, I don’t want more edit guilt”
by yermousa June 13, 2020
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Grandparent Guilt

The guilt you feel when you have not visited your grandparents in a while. Intensified by the fact that when they inevitability die of old age, you don't want to feel like you didn't see them enough while they where alive.
Mum: "When was the last time you saw your grandparents, they won't be around forever you know"
You: "Stop giving me grandparent guilt, I will go see them soon."
by cofftea August 23, 2017
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guilt boner

When nature runs it's course even in places you shouldn't be or shameful situations you shouldn't be in.
My buddy got chewed out by his wife before going to Cheetah's with us and ended up with a guilt boner all night long.
by Haolepino November 19, 2022
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Swing Guilt

a term used by former swing dancers to describe the lame guilt trip recieved from current swing dancers.
"awwww you should really come back dancing, its really gotten good!" which is a lie, its still lame.

"Oh where have you been?? you too good for us?"
Ask one more time and the answer is yes.

"Wow I ran into Jimmy today, what a dork... he kept slathering the Swing Guilt on"
by Hep Two Peeh February 11, 2010
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