Grinder

When a girl is inexperienced at giving blowjobs and scrapes her teeth up and down your shaft and may accidentally bite down on your penis.

Dude that girl sucks at giving blowjobs! Bitch gave me a Grinder!

by BeansMcgee May 25, 2010

grinders

a type of boot most often worn by punks, skinheads, goths, and sometimes hippies. they are infinitely superior to dr. martens because they are actually approved as safety footwear and they don't sprout holes in the heels after you've only been wearing them for six months. the price is slightly higher than that of docs but they're worth every penny.

hot pocket: 'omg! look! i have new docs! they're made by nike now so i know they're great!'
subcultural girl: 'it's a good thing you can get mommy to drive you everywhere otherwise you'd need grinders like the other people who walk wear.'

by kitschbunni October 3, 2007

organ grinder

A cocksucker with braces

"Hey man, what's with those scars on your dick?"
"I ran into an organ grinder at a bar last week"

by 360guy May 3, 2014

Grinder

Some asshole who spends hours on end killing mobs in various MMORPGs with no real aim or purpose to gain levels at a supposedly increased rate.

Did you see that Grinder running around in Stranglethorn Vale? The guy should totally be doing the Green Hills of Stranglethorn quest while killing those humanoids.

by xenoletum May 2, 2009

Pepper Grinder

An ass-kissing brown-noser.

The only reason Mary got promoted is because she's a huge Pepper Grinder.

by Tip Tank April 20, 2011

Meat Grinder

The act of imagining ones penis going through a meat grinder in order to counter-act the effect of sexual stimulus, therefore reducing an erection.
Often used in public situations when not wanting it to become awkward at the sight of your stiffy.

Person with erected phallus :

'hey Ed i've got such a hard on over Mrs.Mullen, she is such a MILF'

Ed:
'dude i know! but quick, you'll have to meat grinder it'

by Really No-one Special April 15, 2010

Pie Grinder

If you're looking this up because you don't know what it is, you're a pie grinder.

Omg I was on Runescape and saw this person named Pie Grinder so then I HAD to look it up and I saw this definition. I feel like a stupid pie grinder.

by A Pie Grinding Friend October 31, 2011