GoldenCat

A member of the popular site www.Newgrounds.com and the KKK. He believes it is fun to act as though he is black, at the same time of being a KKK member since he was 3. He writes in slang at a level which interferes with the understanding of his messages. He does not have any friends and he pretends to have outrages amounts of girlfriends when in fact he only has 1 who has the mass of 100's of teenage females, which is his mother. He also pretends to be a pimp, which he actually is (for males) He is considered by 95% of all other Newgrounds members a disgracre to all humans.

Goldencat is a fucking fag.

by Shadic December 20, 2004

the golden girls

a tv sitcom ran from 1985 to 1992 on NBC feauting a 4 old single women who lived toghether when it comes to the thinking of cynic minds "AREN'T LESBIANS" characters whimsical mother Sophia Petrillo, Uptight sometimes whimsical daughter Dorothy Zbornak, dim-witted but endearing Rose Nylund, Slutty Blanche Devereux

Sophia Petrillo was played by Estelle Getty
Dorothy Zbornak was played by Bea Arthur
Rose Nylund was played by Betty White
Blanche Devereux was played by Rue McClanahan

also Reruns of the Golden Girls have been playing on TV Channel Lifetime since the mid '90's

by Joe Smith 2 August 26, 2007

The Golden Rule

When a Eugene reaches into his backpack to grab his firearm, it is time to run and find safety.

(Usually it is a school being shot up)

"Knowing the golden rule when I saw Eugene reach for his backpack, I got up from my desk and ran.

"When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."

by EugeneInvestigator February 8, 2017

golden mortgage

1. A golden mortgage occurs when a bank or mortgage company allows the homeowner to sell their property for an amount that is lower than what is owed on the loan, then micturates on the newly dispossessed homeowner.

2. Rejected title revision for a song by a New York City rock band that takes its name from audio compressor settings.

3. A charge widely believed to be included in a sealed indictment against the R&B singer/songwriter R. Kelly.

With his credit in Jeopardy, Archibald reluctantly donned a slicker and accepted a golden mortgage.

The songwriter was shrewdly advised that, whatever he did, he must not change the name of his song to "Golden Mortgage."

Requesting a golden mortgage, the accused allegedly genuflected and looked into the eyes of his stylist's niece with pity and longing.

by A Tabak April 17, 2008

godecki

an incredibly attractive person of the polish heritage, who through no fault of their own is constantly swarmed by nubile and beautiful people of the oppisite sex for the sole purpose to procreate with someone of a superior genetic caste.

may also just mean a horribly attractive young man or woman.

"Oh my god. That guy is such a Godecki."
*sigh*

by mishka godecki August 5, 2008

Golden Queer

When a man gets urinated on by his gay lover, he becomes a golden queer.

I heard David Bowie's song "Golden Years" and was inspired to make a definition called golden queer, since queer rhymes with year.

Golden queers, golden queers,
These men got pissed on and now they're, golden queers.

by etaN retsaM June 22, 2011

Golden Rule for Stoners

This rule states: If one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy

Kenzie: I'm getting up to get water

Caitlin: I'm too lazy to get mine but I'm parched..

Kenzie: (Comes back with both glasses)

Caitlin: Wow bro! Thanks for following the Golden Rule for Stoners!

by GoodCallGirls November 17, 2011