danny glover

Danny Glover- n.
To give a 'Danny Glover' is when you shove your hand up a female partners ass, thus creating a fecal 'glove'. Then you proceed to slap her in the face multiple times, giving her a brown face to the effect of the black actor. Usually done post-coitus.

-Fredrick was impressed with the gracefullnes of Jonhnston's 'Danny Glover' as performed on Martha.

-"To err is human, to give a 'Danny Glover' is divine".

by Brocktoon May 18, 2006

gomertard

A fan of the Indy Racing League.

He's not a fan of Tristan Gommendy, therefore he's a gomertard.

by Julian St. Jox October 22, 2007

Glover

noun - shitting oneself, to shart, particularly during an endurance sport, such as an Ironman triathlon.

as in "to do a Glover" e.g "look at the state of his shorts, he's only gone and done a Glover"

by the humbleironman November 21, 2014

The Governator

Arnold!!! Formerly the Terminator exterminator or the Preditator and the Gary Colminator.

Caleeeeefornia haa haa haa

by Will Groner July 29, 2005

Government Shit

A bowel movement generously paid for by taxpayer dollars. Considerably more satisfying than its mundane civilian counterpart.

Smith: "Jenkins, where have you been? We're five minutes late to the briefing. And why are you smiling?"

Jenkins: "Why, I just took a Government Shit!"

by goodmango June 28, 2009

list giver

Someone who lacks money to buy proper gifts during the holidays. Instead of buying gifts, they simply make a list of the things they thought of purchasing for others.

Santa arrived to give the children all their presents. When the list giver arrived he explained to each child, individually, of the toys he wanted to bring them.

by brokebutstilldrinking January 27, 2008

governator

Title-in-jest of former actor Arnold Schwarzenegger, governor of California, 2003-, best known for his role in motion pictures as "The Terminator."

Arnold Scwarzenegger is the governator of California.

by Michael Jones December 13, 2003