Gooch piranha

When a woman is eating your ass and starts biting your taint.

Last night my girl was tossing my salad and started biting my taint like a wild fucking Gooch Piranha

by Carltrain July 13, 2018

gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack

FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently

by glovestain December 4, 2018

Gooch noogie

Just like it sounds, a noogie on your gooch. Usually performed during sexual intercourse to heighten sensation of the male orgasm.

“Bro, last night my girlfriend ran her nuckles across my gooch like an olde tyme washboard! It was the best gooch noogie I’ve ever had!”

by KyTrCh January 12, 2021

Gooch

The area between your arsehole and your bollocks. The gooch is a grey area when it comes to one’s sexuality.

In bro culture getting your balls licked is certainly considered straight, Getting your arsehole licked might be considered gay. But The golden gooch is a grey area which leaves mixed emotions.

Guy 1: Bro has a girl ever licked your arsehole?

Guy 2: no way bro thats gay as fuck

Guy 1: what about if she licks your gooch?

Guy 2: nah that’s still gay as fuck bro

Guy 3 replying to guy 2 : you tripping bro my wife licks my gooch all the time

by Saucemane April 13, 2022

Mountain Gooch

When the area between your ass and genitals become sweaty or moist.

This workout is giving me the worst Mountain Gooch ever

by jlee6 March 2, 2010

Festive Gooch

The days between Christmas Day and New Year.
A period of uncertainty

"Whats going on?"
"Nothing. Same old Festive Gooch"

by Boggins. October 12, 2010

Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.

Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong

by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013