Goomer

Rafi is a goomer, we are all goomers. embrace the goomer. #goomergang

person 1: what the fuck are you
person 2 (a superior being): a goomer boi

by SpiderDaddy October 27, 2019

Goomba

can be used to describe anything

makes you sound like you know what your doing

and if you cant find a word for something throw it in there
have fun with it.

Yo check out that goomba at the bar.

dude some goomba was all up on my nuts last night.
im about to goomba on that bitch.

by Markitooo March 13, 2010

goomba

to the ignorant bigots: goomba is simply a slang enunciation and stereo-typed misuse of an old southern italian word for 'godfather.'

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Goodman

An individual who claims to be dominant in most activities however is extremely average in all cases.

Im the best here at fifa.

Stop being a goodman.

by P daddy diddy May 5, 2010

The Goomba

The act of a man slapping another person in the face with the head of his penis (a.k.a. mushroom stamping) after giving them a good messy ass fucking, leaving a smear in the shape of a mushroom, or in this case, a Goomba. The origination of this definition comes from the mythical creature dwelling in the Mushroom Kingdom of Super Mario Brothers games. In the original game for NES, the Goomba sprite was identical to the mushroom sprite, only it was brown and had eyes.

Yeah, buddy! I totally gave her The Goomba last night! She got goomba'd.

by Mattlick July 4, 2008

goomday

in other terms to masterbate with someone and not actually having sex it could be a male or female of any type just as long as theres no sexual contact.

Crystal = Hey Ossamah you wanna goomday?
Ossamah= Yeah Dawggg. Of course its MUC friday!

by Crystal Bennett May 10, 2008

goomba

A particularly fat version the italian; loves life, pinky rings, and track suits

that fat italian is a goomba

by Anonymous May 5, 2003